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#1
Which religion's afterlife is coolest to you?

For me it's Valhalla. Ca'mon spending your days in bloody combat and nights in a beer hall with hot valkries and various other beautiful nordic honeys.
Why you reading this?
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#2
rotting in the ground.
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#3
72 virgins ready to be ****ed
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#6
Muslims have it the best...they just have to kill innocent people in real life, and they get 40 virgins in heaven.
#7
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72 virgins ready to be ****ed

I'm not familiar with that. Is it outlined that they're female? Because that could be more dissapointing than going to grab that chocolate bar in the cabinet that someone else already ate before you
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#10
I want the rockstar afterlife. Just jamming around with a bunch of musicians making music just because you have all the time you want. If you go to heaven, you can have any amp you desire, any guitar you desire, anything.

If you go to hell, you're stuck with a Marshall MG and a cheap plywood Les Paul knock-off guitar.
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#11
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I want the rockstar afterlife. Just jamming around with a bunch of musicians making music just because you have all the time you want. If you go to heaven, you can have any amp you desire, any guitar you desire, anything.

If you go to hell, you're stuck with a Marshall MG and a cheap plywood Les Paul knock-off guitar.

But in hell, wouldn't you be able to run around hitting people with those items? That sounds pretty fun.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#12
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Muslims have it the best...they just have to kill innocent people in real life, and they get 40 virgins in heaven.

Christians have that too, its called the sacrifice. it was started in the Crusades to recruit men with checkered pasts.
Why you reading this?
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I use my thumb and my johnson

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idk what the keys are for but the reason i think its for the floyd rose is because its called floyd rose double locking

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i iz hurr tuh spek da troof abowt muzik
#13
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But in hell, wouldn't you be able to run around hitting people with those items? That sounds pretty fun.


No! You see, they are stuck to you. You cannot remove them from your hands. You are forced to play forever. And the strings are all rusty and crappy, and the intonation is horrible, and you can't ever change the strings. They will never break, but just become rustier and rustier over time. And the amps are immovable and you are chained to them. And a bunch of people are asking if it's a good amp, just like on this website, and you're forced to monotonously explain how it's horrible for anything.
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Jackson DK2M
Fender MIM Stratocaster HSS
Fender MiM Telecaster

EVH 5150 III w/ EVH 2x12 cab
Peavey Vypyr Tube 60
Fender Blues Jr.

Boss ME-50; NS-2; RV-5; BF-3
MXR M101 Phase 90
#14
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Muslims have it the best...they just have to kill innocent people in real life, and they get 40 virgins in heaven.


u do realise that those extremist muslims get the burning hells with satan ass-raping them until the end of time right?
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No! You see, they are stuck to you. You cannot remove them from your hands. You are forced to play forever. And the strings are all rusty and crappy, and the intonation is horrible, and you can't ever change the strings. They will never break, but just become rustier and rustier over time. And the amps are immovable and you are chained to them. And a bunch of people are asking if it's a good amp, just like on this website, and you're forced to monotonously explain how it's horrible for anything.

That honestly sounds like one of the worst afterlifes ever.
#16
there's more than one?
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#17
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Muslims have it the best...they just have to kill innocent people in real life, and they get 40 virgins in heaven.


it doesnt say that they are females
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When he pulled out the dagger and marveled at the pain he could create
We stuck another in his back to seal creation's fate
#18
Valhalla. I love my ancestry.
..is a girl
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How about just send a ship at the speed up light directly to the sun, and the gravity will pull it towards the sun, thus speeding it over the speed of light.

#19
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it doesnt say that they are females

*said while sitting in front of a large crowd*
~are these my virgins? I hope not!!
~why not?
~there's alot of ugly ass guys out there
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So much down syndrome

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#20
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Valhalla. I love my ancestry.


Nordic ancestry FTW!

But plucky duck, have you SEEN some of the depictions of the valkyries? I mean if you were into S&M, sure why not, but me, I would be staying away from those chicks! But Valhalla would be pretty cool I agree...until ragnarok came...that would suck.
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it doesnt say that they are females



+1 Has anyone seen the family guy episode where the suicide bomber goes to the afterlife? He get's there and is all ready for his 72 virgins and they all turn out to be 72 guys playing WoW.
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No! You see, they are stuck to you. You cannot remove them from your hands. You are forced to play forever. And the strings are all rusty and crappy, and the intonation is horrible, and you can't ever change the strings. They will never break, but just become rustier and rustier over time. And the amps are immovable and you are chained to them. And a bunch of people are asking if it's a good amp, just like on this website, and you're forced to monotonously explain how it's horrible for anything.


Sounds like a lot of fun.
#24
Yeah, I'll go with Valhalla.
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#25
Pastafarian heaven. They have a stripper factory and a beer volcano guys, come on.
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#26
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Pastafarian heaven. They have a stripper factory and a beer volcano guys, come on.


Damnit! EXACTLY what I was going to say.
kill all humans
#27
Currently im making a sort of new christianity religion kinda thing. Anyways if your aftelife is this you get an infinity x cubic km room and you can make spawn ANYTHING alive or dead (or inanimate), if you sin, like say steal from someone, you can spawn well not everything, if you kill you can spawn very little, if you lie well lieying is not a sin, as long as that lie didnt kill someone
#28
Budhism if you are good enough, you ll come back as a lama !
#29
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Currently im making a sort of new christianity religion kinda thing. Anyways if your aftelife is this you get an infinity x cubic km room and you can make spawn ANYTHING alive or dead (or inanimate), if you sin, like say steal from someone, you can spawn well not everything, if you kill you can spawn very little, if you lie well lieying is not a sin, as long as that lie didnt kill someone



If it's infinite, how can it be cubic?
#30
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u do realise that those extremist muslims get the burning hells with satan ass-raping them until the end of time right?


Yup, and guys, get to know Islam before talking all that BS.
#31
Egyptian...yeah, I want my servants buried (alive) with me.
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#33
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Which religion's afterlife is coolest to you?

For me it's Valhalla. Ca'mon spending your days in bloody combat and nights in a beer hall with hot valkries and various other beautiful nordic honeys.

also every time you die in battle you come back to life.
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Nordic ancestry FTW!

But plucky duck, have you SEEN some of the depictions of the valkyries? I mean if you were into S&M, sure why not, but me, I would be staying away from those chicks! But Valhalla would be pretty cool I agree...until ragnarok came...that would suck.

tell me you wouldn't.
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#34
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If it's infinite, how can it be cubic?

It's continuously expanding, like space. Don't quote me on that either.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#35
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72 virgins ready to be ****ed

+1

....Even though I don't believe in an afterlife.
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#37
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*said while sitting in front of a large crowd*
~are these my virgins? I hope not!!
~why not?
~there's alot of ugly ass guys out there


Achmed!
#40
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*said while sitting in front of a large crowd*
~are these my virgins? I hope not!!
~why not?
~there's alot of ugly ass guys out there


Jeff Dunham!!!
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