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#1
I was at my friends's house and we were jamming. and all of a sudden our guitar`s strings touched and we got electrocuted i rememmber throwing my guitar in the air and the next thing i`m on the floor and he said he got thrown from his chair...
His house is new and the electric system i guess wasn't grounded. Damn atleast we`re alive
#4
I met Death once, was a nice dude. Loves the ladies, keep this between us though... The poor guy suffers from E.D... Poor Bastard. Kind of ironic, I mean he is a bunch of bones, yet the one bone that matters doesn't even work... The world is cruel.
#5
How can he have a new ungrounded house?

Nice try, narc.
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#6
So you didnt actually meet death, you just got electrocuted, which didnt happen either




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#10
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i didnt know electricity ran through the strings?

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#12
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I met Death once, was a nice dude. Loves the ladies, keep this between us though... The poor guy suffers from E.D... Poor Bastard. Kind of ironic, I mean he is a bunch of bones, yet the one bone that matters doesn't even work... The world is cruel.

Damn that sucks
#17
You or you're friend pulled off an intense riff that in result created a massive bolt of energy that shocked the both of you,
the only reasonable explanation, or you just imagined it.

do you do any drugs of any kind?
#19
How did you touch strings?


I : t kinda happened when they were making out and holding each other ever so gently.
#20
i've been what felt like a lite "tazing" from a microphone and stuff before..

my amp was plugged into a different outlet than the PA. i guess there was something unbalanced so it was balancing thru my lips whenever it contacted the mic. the house was like 100 years old tho.
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#22
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How did you touch strings?


I : t kinda happened when they were making out and holding each other ever so gently.


what have you done
#23
pics or it didn't happen..
no wait.
that doesnt work.
SEARCHBAR!!.
no, not that either..
er..
I guess I don't have anything to say..
#24
I call shenanigans.
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pics or it didn't happen..
no wait.
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no, not that either..
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#27
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I met Death once, was a nice dude. Loves the ladies, keep this between us though... The poor guy suffers from E.D... Poor Bastard. Kind of ironic, I mean he is a bunch of bones, yet the one bone that matters doesn't even work... The world is cruel.


For all his problems though, he is a top gardener, and he looks great in black. He's getting a bit old though.
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#29
Fail, to be electrocuted means you were killed - that's what the term means. Tis all bollocks anyway.
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#31
The only rational explenation for this is that your friends amp or yours was grounded, and yours / his wasnt. You can have a guitar thats live, and if your not grounded, nothing much will happen, however as soon as you earth to somthing, for example sucking your friends penis, this is a potencial differnce between you being live and at 110v and his **** being isolated, the surge of volatge in current would be enough to cause a small flash of electric, much the same way an inverter welder works

On a more serious note, yes, it is possible to have a live guitar with electric running down the strings if i wire in the amp / the amps earth happens to touch the live wire of the plug, it will send voltage back up the ground of your guitars lead.
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#32
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So you didnt actually meet death, you just got electrocuted, which didnt happen either


exactly. you win, sir.
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#33
Bullsh!t.
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#34
I just had a meeting with death too, and he said there are going to be some serious cutbacks over the next year or so because modern medicine has really been putting our department out of work lately, and some of the team may have to be downsized. I want you to know it's nothing personal, but when we get the word from the big man upstairs, there's not much we can really do about it. Fortunately, you will receive a substantial redundancy payment, and we will give you a reference when you're looking for future work.
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#37
Oh, did he mention anything about golf on Saturday?
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#38
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I was at my friends's house and we were jamming. and all of a sudden our penises touched and we got electrocuted i rememmber throwing my guitar in the air and the next thing i`m on the floor and he said he got thrown from his chair...
His house is new and the electric system i guess wasn't grounded. Damn atleast we`re alive


fixed

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#39
dude to the guys that are calling this BS
its not and its happened to me before. we were practicing in a relatively newly built sections (that had just finished renovation) and the power system was ****. i got a shock while playing and i was just like "whoaa **** wtf just happened?"

but the part about falling off the chair and tossing the guitar in the air, thats probably bull
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