#1
So... I´m going to spain tomorow with a buddy, aaand we have to score some chicks...
I guess UG got some awesome ways to get ladies?!

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Best line to use: "You have a beautiful smile, may i jizz on it?"
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Best line to use: "You have a beautiful smile, may i jizz on it?"


that is golden.
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#14
Tell em you play for the American Football (soccer) team. I mean, how would they know? Even if you can't play a bit of soccer (in fact that might make it even more believable).

That aside, it's not rape if you say "suprise!"
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#16
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I guess UG got some awesome ways to get ladies?!

Where did you hear that?

Just get drunk and find drunk girls, Thats the only advice i have.

If your going to one of the tacky resorts it should be pretty easy. Some bars hand out condoms with every drink you buy.
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Tell em you play for the American Football (soccer) team. I mean, how would they know? Even if you can't play a bit of soccer (in fact that might make it even more believable).

That aside, it's not rape if you say "suprise!"


American football isn't soccer. soccer is soccer.
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#21
Spain, eh?
Well then theres only one phrase you need for teh Senoritas:
"Tu Presion naranja para nos, Si Pedro?"

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you dont look that atrractive or really that funny so you could struggle



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#26
You probably won't have to even try, assuming you're not deformed in anyway, the touristy atmosphere means plenty of people are for a random shag.
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#27
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tengo un pene como un caballo
Try that on them.


hum...

as far as i know:
tengo = like
caballo = horse
pene = must be.. penis?


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hum...

as far as i know:
tengo = like
caballo = horse
pene = must be.. penis?


I'll leave the rest too you

Tengo= I have
#30
Do you know how to speak any basic Spanish? Show a bit of willingness, hang out by the beach in the little bars, buy some fit Spanish birds some drinks, and VOILA!! You've got your hole!!

'Tengo un pene como un caballo.' means literally 'I have a penis like a horse'. So basically 'I'm hung like a horse'. A sure fire way to get them 'en su pantalones'.
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#31
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Most probably the latter.


Nay, 'tis the former, my good man, the FORMER.

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