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#1
She came into my room earlier and asked me if I could check if a video was on Youtube. I went onto the homepage, and you know how Youtube has the 'recommended for you' section? Well, I've subscribed to Derrickcomedy and the video 'Blowjob girl' just happened to be on there.

I acted perfectly normally (as you do) and then she said "...So, do you get to watch every video on Youtube?" with her eyebrow raised. I was like "No, my account says I'm 16" (which it does) and she said something like "Hmm, OK then."

Now its a little awkward even though I haven't actually done anything wrong. I might explain to her later thats its just a comedy sketch.

Anything similar happened to you guys, parents get the wrong end of the stick?
#2
Hahaha, just show her the blowjob vid, if its not really a blowjob, then she'll see

And no this hasn't happened to me
#3
my mom wanted on my computer, but instead of typing out the webside adress, she used the history function....


Then she apperantly clicked on the wrong link, so i looked up from my guitar and saw her trying to click a pron site away

ye... awkard...


i know my mom couldnt care less though
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#4
Yes,my mum was provoking me-trying to wind me up. I snapped,and broke something so she assumed I was on drugs. To this day she can't see why I got annoyed
#5
My room has a sloped ceiling, and consequently much less insulation than the rest of the house. To add to that, I have two skylights that make it way hotter in my room during the summer. I'm talking 15 degrees hotter than the rest of the house. Every time my dad comes into my room and I'm only in boxers because of the heat, he assumes I'm jacking it.
#6
I'm sure she already knows you look at it, and was just surprised that it seemed to be on Youtube.

I've not been in the situation myself, but a few years back my brother had managed to leave lesbian porn in the my father's history. When questioned about it he said it was mine, cue three years of accusations of being gay.
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#7
My mom knows I watch teh Pr0nz. Who cares? I don't, She doesn't. No Problem.
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#8
"Anything similar happened to you guys, parents get the wrong end of the stick?"



On topic, no it hasn't. I wouldn't worry about it too much though because:

A. You're sixteen, so it would be weird for you not to be interested in t3h schexz0rz.

B. It WAS a comedy sketch after all.

and

C. You can just pretend it never happened. What is she gonna do? I don't think you're obligated to apologize, feel guilt, or clear things up in anyway. You like females. Big deal.
#9
My Mum accused me of being on drugs once. She was right at the time but it's wrong of her to think of her little baby like that >__>
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#11
No, when my parents thought I'd been watching porn, I HAD been. But i talked my way out of it, like in that song on the Airheads soundtrack.
#12
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#13
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I'm sure she already knows you look at it, and was just surprised that it seemed to be on Youtube.

I've not been in the situation myself, but a few years back my brother had managed to leave lesbian porn in the my father's history. When questioned about it he said it was mine, cue three years of accusations of being gay.

Maybe I don't look at it, ever think of that?

And your Dad actually believed your brother? Seriously?
#14
Explain that Youtube is not explicit?
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#15
Mate, you and I are both 16 year old boys.

Don't tell me you don't watch t3h pr0nz.
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Maybe I don't look at it, ever think of that?

And your Dad actually believed your brother? Seriously?

You're in the Pit. It stands to reason you're obsessed with porn.
#17
I almost got caught the other day actually.

I had a window open of a video and for some reason(with headphones on), at the moment, I wasn't paying attention actually, but it was still playing. So, when my mother got home with my sister, I closed the window with the video sill playing. However, my computer does this weird thing where it likes to lag, and even though the video and window were closed, the audio of the video was still going on.

So, really loud moaning was going on in my headphones and I didn't realize with the computer muted. With my mother standing behind the computer I unmuted the computer and almost pulled out the headphones with full volume.

Thankfully, I was quick enough to hear the really loud moaning. But, it was too close if you ask me <_<.
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#18
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Maybe I don't look at it, ever think of that?

And your Dad actually believed your brother? Seriously?

You're a teenage boy, ever think of that?

Yeah, he was a creepy idiot.
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#19
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You're a teenage boy, ever think of that?

Yeah, he was a creepy idiot.

I love how you assume I watch it because I happen to be a teenage male. I do, but thats not the point
#20
Do you really think that she thinks that you don't masturbate?
Kiddo, your mom probably masturbated when she was younger than you.
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#21
I was arguing with my dad about an actress I already seen in a porn movie. I showed him the said movie.

Funny, showing porn to your dad. But hey, I'm 21, he's 55 and atheist, so it was alright :p
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#22
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I love how you assume I watch it because I happen to be a teenage male. I do, but thats not the point

While the sex drive in males and and females is the same during puberty, the adolescent male has less of achance of actually engaiging in intercourse at will compared to females.


Basically, teenage girls don't really need to look at t3h pron,bcuz they can get real thing just as easily.
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#23
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Do you really think that she thinks that you don't masturbate?
Kiddo, your mom probably masturbated when she was younger than you.

Of course I know that she knows. But you just don't want evidence of it to be bought up... its like, you know your parents have sex, but as long as you don't see/hear about it you can remain blissfully 'unaware' and pretend it doesn't happen.
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Of course I know that she knows. But you just don't want evidence of it to be bought up... its like, you know your parents have sex, but as long as you don't see/hear about it you can remain blissfully 'unaware' and pretend it doesn't happen.

You're right. Though it's not that bad. I found my dad's condoms and was fine with it .
I'd let it slip. Don't tell her that it was a sketch or something like that. Pretend it didn't happen.
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#25
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Of course I know that she knows. But you just don't want evidence of it to be bought up... its like, you know your parents have sex, but as long as you don't see/hear about it you can remain blissfully 'unaware' and pretend it doesn't happen.


I use to fap over my OAP neighbours doing it.
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Of course I know that she knows. But you just don't want evidence of it to be bought up... its like, you know your parents have sex, but as long as you don't see/hear about it you can remain blissfully 'unaware' and pretend it doesn't happen.


What's with all this taboo thing. Sex is not a taboo, parent's sex is not a taboo. I know my parents are going at it, they know I'm going at it, and everything's fine. It's purely natural. Even if you do masturbate, who cares? If you have a wang, a hand and sexual urges, then why not?
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#27
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I use to fap over my OAP neighbours doing it.

They were OAPs and were still doing it? Respect!

Oh, and because of that I don't think we can be friends anymore...

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I'm sure she already knows you look at it, and was just surprised that it seemed to be on Youtube.

I've not been in the situation myself, but a few years back my brother had managed to leave lesbian porn in the my father's history. When questioned about it he said it was mine, cue three years of accusations of being gay.

That's actually quite harsh.

To TS; no moaning, she probably think it's natural.
#30
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What's with all this taboo thing. Sex is not a taboo, parent's sex is not a taboo. I know my parents are going at it, they know I'm going at it, and everything's fine. It's purely natural. Even if you do masturbate, who cares? If you have a wang, a hand and sexual urges, then why not?

But it's your parents. It's just wrong on all accounts.
#31
I was in my room with a few mates and my dad showing them cool videos.

and i tried typing youtube so fast i typed youporn and pressed enter and of course its a crazy site. i could explain it. but i have typed it so much that when it came to typing youtube i F'd so bad.

haha.
#32
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But it's your parents. It's just wrong on all accounts.


I prefer knowing they have sex, over knowing they fight every night.
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#33
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I prefer knowing they have sex, over knowing they fight every night.


yeah. Id rather my parents go to the mighty jungle, ...than argue about stuff.
#34
Unless you live in an extremely strict household then I doubt your parents care if you watch porn or not, you're sixteen. My dad saw some porn sites in my browser and he was just like, "You should delete your history next time, i saw about 20 sites in there..." he didn't care though, nor did i expect him to.
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#35
umm... I almost got caught once, and it would've been pretty serious.

T3nt4cle pR0nz FTW!


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#36
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Unless you live in an extremely strict household then I doubt your parents care if you watch porn or not, you're sixteen. My dad saw some porn sites in my browser and he was just like, "You should delete your history next time, i saw about 20 sites in there..." he didn't care though, nor did i expect him to.

I know what you mean, but its still something that I'd rather not let my parents know that I do. Well, as I said earlier, they do know, but I'd just like it to not be mentioned. At all.
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I was in my room with a few mates and my dad showing them cool videos.

and i tried typing youtube so fast i typed youporn and pressed enter and of course its a crazy site. i could explain it. but i have typed it so much that when it came to typing youtube i F'd so bad.

haha.


How can you accidentally misspell youtube to make youporn? your blatantly addicted to porn and just automatically type it in any given oppurtunity.
#38
Coulda been worse.
She coulda seen "Blowjob Guy" video instead.

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#39
Studies show that 99% of people in the free world masturbate. The other 1% have had their wang chopped off or otherwise mutilated.

It bugs the piss out of me when girls say they don't even finger themselves occasionally, because EVERYONE knows they do. EVERYONE does.
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Maybe I don't look at it, ever think of that?



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