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#1
I did search for a thread with this title and there was no results....so since there isnt one here I took the lead and created it.


So here it is the Official Farting Thread

Please list all your embarresing stories about letting out a fart at the most embarresing times.
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Damage - bit of alright
Major damage - bloody fit
Damage has been done - older fit bird
minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
#3
This is gonna fail on so many levels.
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#4
When I was young, the back windows of our car didn't wind down, and I farted many times on the way somewheres. My brother and sister have never forgiven me.
#5
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When I was young, the back windows of our car didn't wind down, and I farted many times on the way somewheres. My brother and sister have never forgiven me.


And we never will FOOL
#6
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And we never will FOOL

My brother and I had a farting contest on holiday once. Actually, twice.
It was br00tal.
#9
And The Decline of Western Civilization Commences...
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#10
I only came into this thread so that I could leave in disgust.
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#12
i fart quite a lot . some ackward situations have happened
#13
My girlfreinds mate (girl) was farting in my gfs car all night, then when i climbed over the back seat to get out, i let one rip right next to her, i was well embarrased, luckily my gf was outside holding the door for me.
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#14
WOW.

What a silly idea for a thread.
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#16
Pull my finger!
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#17
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#18
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Starting with the misuse of capitalized letters.

We All Knew It To Be A Sign...

Hindsight Is Always 20/20
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Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#19
I would just like to send thanks out to everyone on this thread for sharing their opinions and fart stories so far
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Words for describing the ladies subtly

Damage - bit of alright
Major damage - bloody fit
Damage has been done - older fit bird
minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
#21
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We All Knew It To Be A Sign...

Hindsight Is Always 20/20

But looking back, it's still a bit fuzzy
#22
Alright, that's it. I'm leaving the Pit for good...and this time I mean it.
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#23
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Alright, that's it. I'm leaving the Pit for good...and this time I mean it.



oh come one Im just bored out of my mind and there was only one thread missing from the pit and this was it
Quote by GnR_ROK
Words for describing the ladies subtly

Damage - bit of alright
Major damage - bloody fit
Damage has been done - older fit bird
minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
#24
I'll ask you what a friend asked me once:

"If you were in line to meet the Pope/Queen/similar figure, when they got to you, would you rather fart really loudly, or silently soil yourself?"
#26
my dad farted one time in a walmart isle and then walked down a little bit. I saw a woman and her son walk into the isle and then recoil in disgust and the woman started retching. I was across the middle isle watching it and i got a good kick out of it. Then I started to walk over to my dad when i thought it was safe. It wasn't, it felt like walking into a wall, freaking buttgas made my eyes water and nose runny.
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#27
You guys are uber weird.
I laughed. Hindsight.
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#28
I farted during a physical once.

And it smelled.
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#29
I always fart in public places and then quickly move to another place where i can watch.
Sometimes the smell trail just continues to the place where i am, so you get the idea...
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#30
I did a really bad fart at school once, literally everyone but me left the room.

I was left i the middle of the room laughing
#32
I have my own story and here it is

me and my ex fiance were in bed togethor one night and after we had had sex I relaxed so much I just let one rip.
Quote by GnR_ROK
Words for describing the ladies subtly

Damage - bit of alright
Major damage - bloody fit
Damage has been done - older fit bird
minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
#33
not about me but apparently when one of my mates was doing the no pants dance the girl he was with farted

EDIT: and another, again not about me, in one of my cousins exams this guy was looking around smiling for about half an hour, then he let out a massive fart
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#35
Farting is universally the funniest thing ever. If you let a giant one rip around a lot of quiet people they WILL burst out laughing.

Edit: I just farted and my cats ran away
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#36
Well..

My room is placed next to the bathroom, and my bed once was right next to the tub (there was a wall on the way of course). It was late night. My grandma was moving from her old flat, but the new one wasn't quite ready yet, so she stayed with us for a few days. I was already in my bed, on the border of sleep and awake, my grandma was taking a bath.

And suddenly, through the wall, I hear BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBUULLBUUUL.


Yeah, water farts ftw
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#37
Has anyone else in this thread noticed the correlation between people that find bodily emissions amusing and people that can't spell?
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#38
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Has anyone else in this thread noticed the correlation between people that find bodily emissions amusing and people that can't spell?


I have.
Bit ironic.
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#39
eww wet ones?
its funny when you fart in smalll lifts with just you and your 2 mates and its awesome hahaha
so funny
but not when its reversed
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