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#2
OMG. Sounds to me like the guy has a fetish of raping a kid playing nintendo, but tries to transpose it on an adult.

Sick.
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#4



Thats literally what went through my mind right there
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#6
TS, is this really you trying for some more free advertising?
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#8
wow, just wow.
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Wtf?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!
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#10
That's some seriously ****ed up **** right there.
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#17
"...and if you are really nasty, we can try SMB2."

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#19
If I remembered the guys name, there was a guy who put an ad in a newspaper for a male partner to cut off his genitalia and eat them. They were too chewy to be eaten raw, so he sauteed them but burned them. Then he kept the guy in his bathtub, obviously dead, and ate the rest of him for a while. Then put another ad up!
And you think this craigslist guy is creepy
#20
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If I remembered the guys name, there was a guy who put an ad in a newspaper for a male partner to cut off his genitalia and eat them. They were too chewy to be eaten raw, so he sauteed them but burned them. Then he kept the guy in his bathtub, obviously dead, and ate the rest of him for a while. Then put another ad up!
And you think this craigslist guy is creepy

wtf are you serious...wow...
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#25
Damn, now I have a boner.
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#28
Lmao that was amazing..I would SO apply for this ad
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#29
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I like how the add never specifies whether he wants a male or a female. It IS anal after all.

I'm pretty sure he wants a female since he says something about "switching between holes", although it would be ****ing hilarious if a guy turned up and since it was dark he couldn't tell it was a guy and then finally realized after he finished.
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