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#1
I'm 16 right now and im just wondering when the hornyness stops? Like when do you stop getting raging boners in the middle of class for no reason?
#2
not anytime before finishing high school, i can tell you that.

or college.

or life before retirement.

and then you're old and you have nothing to do but wait for your boners to pop up.

it's pretty much a lifetime endeavor. get used to it.
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#3
Never! My dad is like 53 and he can't help but check out and comment on every female we drive past.
#7
never

i bet 10$ im gonna die old with a raging boner, and i hope it stays up....would be an awesome funeral
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#8
when you start working twelve hour days, you dont have energy for anything of the sort
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#12
fap until your balls are black and blue
then everytime you get a rageing bonner it will hurt so badly you would have to think about that computer chair...that sexy spinny computer chair i could !!!! AHHHH MY BALLS
#13
Dude, just cut your genitalia off, problem solved. If you're wondering how, there's a certain video on the Internet somewhere....



/Pit response
#14
I don't think you ever really stop being horny, surely there are those who's libidos are somewhat more active than others but for the most part it probably isn't going to stop...as for the random raging boners, probably 18 or so. At 16 your body is still going through puberty which is when most random boners occur, but once your body is no longer going through puberty your erections will happen mostly during appropriate times...or not at all, that happens some times too....but yeah 17, 18 your boners will be much less random.
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#16
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never

i bet 10$ im gonna die old with a raging boner, and i hope it stays up....would be an awesome funeral


If you hang yourself, the blood in your body flows to the lowest points it can find, and stays there, so you end up with what's known as a "death erection," similar to rigor mortis.
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#17
I'm 21 and my ex had a much bigger sex drive than me. She loved goin' at it.
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#18
I'm 23 and I dry humped my girlfriend all day 'til she gave it up.

Basically, your boner will disappear after you give a girl a pearl necklace. Then you'l be ready to repeat the process within 24 hours.
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I'm 21 and my ex had a much bigger sex drive than me.

For some reason I expected to read "penis" instead of "sex drive" o.O

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#20
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I guess you could say it "Can't Stop"!

haha

it always sucks to get them in class and then the teacher is like o hey will you get up and pass these out and i stand up with my bookbag in front of me and walk around the class holding my bag with one hand and passing out papers with the other. even though i know people know i have a raging boner it always makes me feel better knowing they cant see it
#21
I'm 21 and in college and I don't get them in class anymore, but I still jerk off every day.
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#22
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haha

it always sucks to get them in class and then the teacher is like o hey will you get up and pass these out and i stand up with my bookbag in front of me and walk around the class holding my bag with one hand and passing out papers with the other. even though i know people know i have a raging boner it always makes me feel better knowing they cant see it


I would do the same thing sometimes, either that or the old "hand in the pocket in front of it" trick.
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#23
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When does the hornyness stop?
it doesn't.
in fact, after the first time you get some, it will get worse.
kinda like Pringles.


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TS, your username explains it all
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#26
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Dude, just cut your genitalia off, problem solved. If you're wondering how, there's a certain video on the Internet somewhere....



/Pit response



The video is on ... It's called hatchet vs. genitals.

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#27
Well, I'm almost 18. Yeah, I remember getting boners for no reason during class. I just graduated, and now my penis has become rational. Boners only with reason. I'll only get "irrational boners" when I wake up in the morning (like almost everyone) and every now and then, but it's not really a problem at all.
#28
The horniness never stops. I get off about 1-5 times a day depending on the particular day (Morning is a control; I always get a morning fap for a morning wood, its as important as a cup of coffee), and still the erections don't stop.
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#32
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I'm 16 right now and im just wondering when the hornyness stops? Like when do you stop getting raging boners in the middle of class for no reason?



does anyone else see the irony?
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#34
I haven't masturbated in over 7 months, it's much easier to control erections and I get them less often. However, nocturnal emissions come every month.
#35
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The video is on Link Removed It's called hatchet vs. genitals.

Warning - Do not go there if you have any weakness or anything. You will puke immediately. Hence to why its called time to puke. I could take it though.

Get rid of that, NOW.

I've seen that video and far worse but that is not allowed on UG.
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#36
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I haven't masturbated in over 7 months, it's much easier to control erections and I get them less often. However, nocturnal emissions come every month.

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#37
When you can't get a boner. You're never horny at a retirement home, are you? Now imagine that, but 24/7

As Greg Giraldo put it...finally some peace and quiet.
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#38
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I'm 23 and I dry humped my girlfriend all day 'til she gave it up.

Basically, your boner will disappear after you give a girl a pearl necklace. Then you'l be ready to repeat the process within 24 hours.

It takes you that long?
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#39
i'm 21 and just like you.
i think it's a blessing in disguise.
don't cover it, girls appreciate it.
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#40
Quote by guitgrinder
I'm 23 and I dry humped my girlfriend all day 'til she gave it up.

Basically, your boner will disappear after you give a girl a pearl necklace. Then you'l be ready to repeat the process within 24 hours.

Is giving a girl a pearl necklace some sort of euphemism for a cumshot?

If not, I can't make any sense of that post.
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