#1
okay...
So I'm living my worst nightmare ever.
I'm almost 15 and my girlfriend(1 year younger) and I wanted to have sex yesterday.
We were planing to do it for 2 weeks already.
So yesterday I went to her place and everything was going fine 'till I noticed that my buddy down there doesn't react.
Every time we were making out it ''worked'' fine. But now that it had to ''work'' it just did not.
It was like that thru the whole day and today it's still the same.
I was kinda nervous and tired.
Maybe thats the reason?
you got any suggestions for me cause it's the first time it happened.
I mean...usually I saw a dressed sexy girl and it woke up.
But now I had my girlfriend naked in front of me and I was doing stuff but it just didn't woke up.
what should I do?
And please don't laugh cause I lost all my self-esteem already -.-'
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#4
Its called Performance anxiety. Dont worry too much, be as normal as possible. (i.e dont think bout it constantly)
Happens to the best of us!(usually when its your 1st time or the 1st time with someone new/you really like)

The next time, be a little more calm.
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#5
its just nerves mate, u just gotta try and relax and let it happen. the more you think about it and try and will him to wake up the less likely he is to respond
#7
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its just nerves mate, u just gotta try and relax and let it happen. the more you think about it and try and will him to wake up the less likely he is to respond


thats right, no one has enough blood for both the heads! stop thinking so much!
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#8
Nothing wrong with you, just nervousness, plain and simple.

Better luck next time champ.
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#10
tell her to moan.
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#11
Yeah, my lil (big) fella, didn't feel up to the show for my very first time ever...

Luckily I had a very caring GF and she serviced him then and there (sorta like lube mobile lol)

Either way, 45mins later I upgraded to 'Big Boy Pants'


P.s. now he performs excellently
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#12
Seriously, masturbate more. It'll boost your sex drive and you can last longer .

At least thats what I believe, if it isn't true then I'm screwed.
#14
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Yeah, my lil (big) fella, didn't feel up to the show for my very first time ever...

Luckily I had a very caring GF and she serviced him then and there (sorta like lube mobile lol)

Either way, 45mins later I upgraded to 'Big Boy Pants'


P.s. now he performs excellently

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#15
don't be like "oh ****s i gots to get a boner" otherwise it wont work just dont think a bout it and it will be fine.
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#16
it is probably because you were nervous. i am assuming it was going to be your first time.

you said you had been "planning" it for 2 weeks. that has got to have had some effect. you were thinking about it all the time and were worried that you would disappoint her. ironic, no?

maybe another reason is that you dont feel 100% comfortable around her. perhaps you should spend some more time with her and try to communicate deeper feelings, worries etc - after all, that is what a relationship is all about. be honest with her and if she acts all freaked out and stuff then you either arent that serious about it or she is not worth it.

ts, you didnt mention in your original post how you dealt with the situation. if we knew that maybe we could offer better advice.
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#17
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take a dump on her chest.

problem solved.


Dont think about it, like most sayd.
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#19
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#20
stare deep into her boobs
Pull my finger

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#23
Thanks you guys.
I guess I was thinking about it too much and I was trying too hard.
And I really wasn't comfortable.
It was like...her neighbours having a party on our heads and kids shouting on the street and me thinking too much about my little buddy and what am I gonna do if it doesn't wake up.
Some one asked how I dealt with the situation.
Well...I told her it doesn't want to wake up.
And she said like ''ah...don't worry about it, maybe we are trying too hard''
And I told her ''maybe if you would help him he would wake up''
then I tried one more time...and when it was almost half way up I came already <_<
then okay...we waited for like 20 minutes...then she tried...well...then I came even faster :S
so then I fingered her one more time and I went home.
She said she enjoyed it but is a little little dissapointed cause she was expecting to have sex. xD
she said that next time we won't plan it.
and now I know that it's nothing wrong with my buddy cause today it ''worked'' fine even without pr0n or even any woman's pictures.
so yeah....damn those nerves.
Thank you guys again!
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If that doesn't give you a boner.. you have no hope.
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#25
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Does a 13 year old girl have boobs ??


shes 14 already and yeah.
She does trust me
I wasn't expecting much but I got more than I expected.
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#26
sex educations working....

Happens to the very best, i've slept with a significant amount of females in my 19 years and it happened to me just the other week, granted i was drunk and she was was crap but it just goes to show it still happens to the best.

Dont get worked up about sex and dont get worked up about little friend issues just laugh it off and youll be popular. Its really not as big a deal as you think and if your girlfriend thinks any different she's a moron
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#28


This happened to my friend, except the condom was too tight for him so it cut the blood supply.

Try Viagra??
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#29
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This happened to my friend, except the condom was too tight for him so it cut the blood supply.

Try Viagra??


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#30
What, so you're 14, that makes her 13...

Please don't tell me these things.

I feel mentally violated now
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#31
xD
Shes 14 as well...I should be 15 already but I have b'day in November <_<
I realized that I was really really too nervous cause today everything was fine.
I realized that cause I have stomach ache and I feel sick...I do that when I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaay too nervous xD
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#32
Wait, so you're 14 and she's 13?

EDIT: there's already a couple of posts saying the same thing
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#33
you're too young, you're still 14. maybe when some pubes grow itll happen


O J you are nervous it happens to nervous people. It never happened to me because im calm and cool and if it ever did it would just make her suck it anyway and id put my flacid penis in her mouth or stuff it in her VJ
#34
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This happened to my friend, except the condom was too tight for him so it cut the blood supply.

Try Viagra??


your 'friend' eh?
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#35
Happens to most. Don't worry about it. When you're both ready, it will happen.

And on that note- You're both too young IMO.
#36
Impotent at 14 lolz.

j/k

You just got nervous, maybe you just want to have sex, but your body knows damn well you aren't ready or something. Just wait until you fully know that you're ready, then you can get your hole!!
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