#1
Ok Pit so these people hired me to go and take care of their dogs while theyre away. I have to go over 4 times a day and walk them. Well one of the couples' mothers is still there while theyre gone, she's really old and has some alzheimers. Anyway lately I've been noticing that she's been staring at me through the window while I'm walking the dogs around, and it's really creepy. I'm worried she's trying to kill me. I have to go over in a couple hours. What should I bring for defense?
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#2
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If you can't defend yourself against an old woman with alzheimers, then you must be really, really weak. I doubt she'll try to kill you. She's just being old.


Well what if she tries to put cyanide in some tea and give it to me?
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#9
You must be pretty weak if you don't think you can take on some ancient Alzheimer sufferer without help. ****ing drop kick her in the stomach, jeez.

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#12
you should kill her before she gets the chance to kill Youuu
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#13
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Well what if she tries to put cyanide in some tea and give it to me?


Cyanide? with alzeimers most people forget the simplest of tasks, so how would she remember to put cyanide in your tea?
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#14
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Well what if she tries to put cyanide in some tea and give it to me?


Don't eat or drink
#17
Ok well she dosen't have full on alzheimers, its just starting on. I guess i should've made that clear. She stil remembers my name and stuff, and the dogs name.

Plus, I only want to act if its completetly necassary. It pays 30$ a day.
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#19
Fine, if you're still going to be a little bitch about nothing... if she does try and kill you, kick her in the balls. Although I doubt it, since 95% of strange dog-walking boy deaths by Grandma suffering from dementia cases occur within the first 6 hours.
#20
If she attacks you (which I really, really doubt she will) just throw the dog at her.
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#21
Ah well thanks for all the advice. I suppose I could cell phone bat her if anything went down.
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