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#1
Alright, so Satch is playing a gig at a really small venue (less than 100 seats) in my town, and I am lucky enough to get tickets. The tickets only go on sale to members of the venue, which my parents are. Basically, every artist that goes there generally meets the fans, even people you wouldn't expect. I met Pat Metheny there, John McLaughlin, an Victor Wooten. So, UG, if you got the time to meet Satch, what would you say to him?
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#2
Stay silent, and slowly pat him on his head.
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#4
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Stay silent, and slowly pat him on his head.

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Also, don't forgot to look around wide-eyed when you do that
#5
Don't be all over the top, and don't be like "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG YOU ARE SO AMAZING" - I bet they must hate that.
#7
Ask him if you can rub his head for luck. If he says 'yes', shove your hand down his pants.
#8
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Alright, so Satch is playing a gig at a really small venue (less than 100 seats) in my town, and I am lucky enough to get tickets. The tickets only go on sale to members of the venue, which my parents are. Basically, every artist that goes there generally meets the fans, even people you wouldn't expect. I met Pat Metheny there, John McLaughlin, an Victor Wooten. So, UG, if you got the time to meet Satch, what would you say to him?



Tell him to visit UG and make a thread.
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#9
I would say "Take the glasses off. And put a wig on."
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#10
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Don't be all over the top, and don't be like "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG YOU ARE SO AMAZING" - I bet they must hate that.


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#11
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Ask him if you can rub his head for luck. If he says 'yes', shove your hand down his pants.

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#12
id do this:



EDIT: i REALLY wanted to rub his head for good luck when i met him, but as you can see, he had a hat on and i didnt want to make a scene or anything by knockign his hat off or somethign
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#13
Polish his head. He loves it.
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#14
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id do this:


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#16
^ sadly, i did not, i was a bit in awe of meeting the guy and really had no clue what to say other than to compliment him on his work and stuff

btw TS, i should mention that he has REALLY soft hands, which caught me off guard quite a bit. i almost asked him if i could shake his hand again
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#18
if you meet him tell him
"John Petrucci is better !!!111ololololololz"


jk
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#19
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^ sadly, i did not, i was a bit in awe of meeting the guy and really had no clue what to say other than to compliment him on his work and stuff

btw TS, i should mention that he has REALLY soft hands, which caught me off guard quite a bit. i almost asked him if i could shake his hand again

Sounds hot.
#20
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Tell him to visit UG and make a thread.


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#23
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if you meet him tell him
"John Petrucci is better !!!111ololololololz"


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im weird i like john petrucci better. i love is 19nps sweep solos. thats pretty crazy
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#24
Polish his head.
That'd be a sweet picture.

If he made a UG account, that would rock.
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#26
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im weird i like john petrucci better. i love is 19nps sweep solos. thats pretty crazy

me also but you cant say someone is better in this high level
and i bet he will punch you in the face if you say that to him
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#27
Rub his head... with lube... and get pictures of it!
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#29
ask if you can touch his nipples
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#31
Pin him down and glue a ginger fro to his head.
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#33
just have a normal conversation with him. I don't see all the hype about meeting any musical artist or movie star or anyone. they are just people who happen to be well known. why is standing near them so cool?

talk to him if you wanna talk to him but don't go all crazy fanboy on him. at most give a casual "I think you are an amazingly talented guitarist." but IMO, the people who shoot out compliments one after another are lame and annoying...

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#34
Quote by Nakon14
id do this:



EDIT: i REALLY wanted to rub his head for good luck when i met him, but as you can see, he had a hat on and i didnt want to make a scene or anything by knockign his hat off or somethign

Is it strange if the first thing I saw was the Razorback headstock in the back?

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#38
Said many times before but rub his head for good luck. Maybe some of his greatness will rub off on you. O_o
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#39
I might mention UG if I can.... But I can't rub his head probably.
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#40
Kill all of his hawcroxes beforehand, then use avada kadavra.

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