Stupid girl told me I don't deserve my guitar. How to get back at her?

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So this one girl told me in school I don't deserve my Strat. Yet the only time she's heard me play was when she walked in during the end of my music class and I was trying to learn a song that I had never attempted before. She's a drummer but every time I try to get her to play on the school drum kit she always refuses. Saying that she NEEDS a double bass. So I want to show that dumb bitch that I do deserve my guitar. (which I know I do)

I'm thinking I'm gonna come to school on the first day with my guitar and my DA5 slung over my shoulder and SHr3d 210 B34TS PeR mINUT3 1337 PWNZOR LOLWUTDOABARRELROLL!!!!!111ELEVEN!!!! But in all seriousness what solo should I learn that'll show her that I deserve my guitar which wasn't that big of an investment anyway. It's not like I bought an Eric Clapton signature Stratocaster. I just bought a plain ol' regular MIM.

I'm thinking the Nothing Else Matters solo would be enough to shut her up.
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You could find out one of her favorite songs (make sure it's complex) and play it, then what can she say?
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You grow up.
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#8
Something that's played on a strat. Try Arpeggios from Hell, that'll shut her up.
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#10
...wow, dude if you're that immature you dont even deserve a Squier, give me your guitar now.
#11
eruption shuts everyone up i find. if that does not work, improvise a SICK e minor solo.
#12
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Sorry I can't let this go. I'd be fine if it was a legitimate critique of my playing, but this bitch simply said I don't deserve my guitar when the only time she's heard me play was when I was simply dicking around and trying to learn a new song that I have never attempted to learn before.
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to be honest after this I can't take you seriously

Just grow up, ignore her, and move on.
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#19
Laugh at her for having to use a double kick pedal to play.

Protip: not being able to play without a double bass pedal makes you a shit drummer.
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#20
self conscious much?

tell her to fuck off and die, seriously, who cares what others think of your playing? play for yourself, it's much more rewarding.
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#22
follow her around, everywhere she goes be there and the whole time just play the main riff from enter sandman with as many mistakes as possible
#23
I'd love to help, but the thing is....

you DONT deserve it


Only kidding of course. You just need to just rape your whammy bar and use absurd vibrato at any time you can.
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#24
let it go. so she called you out, big deal. if you harbor enough resentment that youre willing to prove your skills, youll come off as desperate for attention.
#26
Grow some.
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#27
Play very good and you'll get laid very often.

That'll show her who deserves what.
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#28
You want to impress her and show how good you are, so you choose to play a really easy solo?
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#29
Who cares? Why do you have to prove yourself to her? After you are done with school you will never see this bitch again, dont waste your time.
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#30
Quote by guitarnoobie
So this one girl told me in school I don't deserve my Strat. Yet the only time she's heard me play was when she walked in during the end of my music class and I was trying to learn a song that I had never attempted before. She's a drummer but every time I try to get her to play on the school drum kit she always refuses. Saying that she NEEDS a double bass. So I want to show that dumb bitch that I do deserve my guitar. (which I know I do)

I'm thinking I'm gonna come to school on the first day with my guitar and my DA5 slung over my shoulder and SHr3d 210 B34TS PeR mINUT3 1337 PWNZOR LOLWUTDOABARRELROLL!!!!!111ELEVEN!!!! But in all seriousness what solo should I learn that'll show her that I deserve my guitar which wasn't that big of an investment anyway. It's not like I bought an Eric Clapton signature Stratocaster. I just bought a plain ol' regular MIM.

I'm thinking the Nothing Else Matters solo would be enough to shut her up.

You can always tell a terrible drummer from a good one when they start complaining over a bass pedal having one or two beaters. Any good drummer can hold their on on a single or double.

Anyway, don't do anything. Just play competently, don't show off. When the time comes, you'll show her up, and she'll probably be the only one to notice, but that's cool.
#32
1. Who gives a flying fuck what she thinks? She's obviously an insecure bitch if she says shit like that.

2. If you absolutely must get back at her, kick her square in the cunt.
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#33
Tell her to play your skin flute and stfu. Seriously. She's not worth the time. But like someone else said, hit her in the face with it. Music as a weapon.
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#35
Fist rape her.
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#36
If you just learn other peoples guitar solos, then you don''t deserve the strat. I've said it a thousand times on this forum, but it irritates the **** out of me.
Plus if your gonna do that, why nothing else matters?
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#37
awww i think she likes you
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#39
i kinda get what youre saying dude, but...SCREW HER!!! just show her your **** and she'll be so engrossed with it she'll forget all about your guitar lol.
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Quote by guitarnoobie
So this one girl told me in school I don't deserve my Strat. Yet the only time she's heard me play was when she walked in during the end of my music class and I was trying to learn a song that I had never attempted before. She's a drummer but every time I try to get her to play on the school drum kit she always refuses. Saying that she NEEDS a double bass. So I want to show that dumb bitch that I do deserve my guitar. (which I know I do)

I'm thinking I'm gonna come to school on the first day with my guitar and my DA5 slung over my shoulder and SHr3d 210 B34TS PeR mINUT3 1337 PWNZOR LOLWUTDOABARRELROLL!!!!!111ELEVEN!!!! But in all seriousness what solo should I learn that'll show her that I deserve my guitar which wasn't that big of an investment anyway. It's not like I bought an Eric Clapton signature Stratocaster. I just bought a plain ol' regular MIM.

I'm thinking the Nothing Else Matters solo would be enough to shut her up.


Grow up.

That should do it.
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