#3
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Where's the Jerry Springer thread?


He sucks, we should not speak of him in the Maury Povich thread
#4
Quote by meh17
He sucks, we should not speak of him in the Maury Povich thread


Yes, Maury is a much classier brand of shit TV, and he has my support.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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#5
... Maury's a guy!?
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

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Can't we all just get a bong?
#6
AIGHT BITCHES!!!! I'm a 8 year old girl but that dont mean **** i roll with like 4 gangs and hav sex w lots of guys im trying 2 get pregnant and i kno i could take care of a baby cuz im a good mom and i steal money frum mi moms perse so i could take care of it i kno just as long as i dont get too stoned lol.

This thread should get out of hand quickly...
#7
Anyone with real issues here?

Seeing as that's the point of the thread
#8
So, should we also start a Jeremy Kyle thread, where people go because they've had a baby with their junkie mum, and get shouted at and told they don't deserve children?
#12
I talked to Maury on the phone one time.
I have all I want and I'm not okay, I'm funny that way...
- Rob Heinrich
#13
You...


ARE THE FATHER.
Barry White is cooler than you
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I really wish I could say you're funny and cool, but that would be like saying Africa doesn't have a poverty problem.
#14
You were asked if "you really thought this thread was going to succeed?", and the lie detector determined that was a lie.
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