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Where's the Jerry Springer thread?

He sucks, we should not speak of him in the Maury Povich thread
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He sucks, we should not speak of him in the Maury Povich thread

Yes, Maury is a much classier brand of shit TV, and he has my support.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

... Maury's a guy!?
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
AIGHT BITCHES!!!! I'm a 8 year old girl but that dont mean **** i roll with like 4 gangs and hav sex w lots of guys im trying 2 get pregnant and i kno i could take care of a baby cuz im a good mom and i steal money frum mi moms perse so i could take care of it i kno just as long as i dont get too stoned lol.

This thread should get out of hand quickly...
Anyone with real issues here?

Seeing as that's the point of the thread
So, should we also start a Jeremy Kyle thread, where people go because they've had a baby with their junkie mum, and get shouted at and told they don't deserve children?
I talked to Maury on the phone one time.
I have all I want and I'm not okay, I'm funny that way...
- Rob Heinrich

Barry White is cooler than you
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I really wish I could say you're funny and cool, but that would be like saying Africa doesn't have a poverty problem.
You were asked if "you really thought this thread was going to succeed?", and the lie detector determined that was a lie.
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