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...it's going to rain.

This is what my mother has always told me. If I see a turtle going uphill, it means rain is coming. Also, if a bird flies into the house, someone is going to die.

Anyone else get told any superstitious stuff like this?

Oh, my mother also has fibro mialga, and she can predict bad weather with it. Whenever she has flare-ups in her legs, it rains. She never even looks at a weather report. Tis' odd.
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Your mother is a stoner.


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#8
ahh remember those...

remember: if you see a bunch of homeless people come running in your direction. You're gonna get raped.
#9
A lot. My mother is very superstitious, even though she won't admit it. My grandma is, too.

I've heard the one about the bird flying into the house. Then there's the black cat crossing the road, supposed to give bad luck.

Aparently, if you see cows lying down, or if you see swallows flying low, it means it'll rain. I don't think those are superstitions. Animals have some sort of instincts for weather changes.
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...it's going to rain.

This is what my mother has always told me. If I see a turtle going uphill, it means rain is coming. Also, if a bird flies into the house, someone is going to die.

Anyone else get told any superstitious stuff like this?

Oh, my mother also has fibro mialga, and she can predict bad weather with it. Whenever she has flare-ups in her legs, it rains. She never even looks at a weather report. Tis' odd.


Dude, your mother is a ****ing barometer.
#13
i'm not superstitious, i'm only a little stitious.
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#14
screw turtle. tortles are way better
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screw turtle. tortles are way better



screw your turtles and tortles (metaphorically speaking that is).

Squirtle all the way
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screw your turtles and tortles (metaphorically speaking that is).

Squirtle all the way


u sir are right but i havent seen one of them since 2000
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#22
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goddamit, it's only a tortoise in Britain and Australia.

nobody else in the world says tortoise.

I thought they were different animals? A tortoise lives on land, a turtle lives in water. Amirite?

It's like biscuits and cookies: many think it's a british/american thing. It's not. It's two different baked goods.
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goddamit, it's only a tortoise in Britain and Australia.

nobody else in the world says tortoise.

****ING FAIL


Have you had Bio 1? Turtles and Tortoises have a difference in their carapace in memory serves.


Since I'm in Oklahoma I've heard an Indian superstition or two. Shape shifters called Stiginies (No idea how to spell it.) will take the form of white owls and they can be good o bad omens depending on where they are or what they do......You can go up to any Native American (Half blood + or the ones who are more traditional) and try to talk to them about these Stiginies and they will either refuse to speak of them or barely speak of them at all.

EDIT: Here's one for the master Biologist. http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-difference-between-a-turtle-and-a-tortoise.htm
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#26
Turtle one makes sense they get up hill rain goes down hill...

Kind of like if you see cows lying down during the day, their keeping a dry spot cause they get uncomfortable if their bellies are wet.
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ahh remember those...

remember: if you see a bunch of homeless people come running in your direction. You're gonna get raped.

haha
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If you walk under a latter, you get seven years of bad luck. Actually, my friend did that, broke is ankle the next day.

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#29
if you walk underneath a ladder you will have bad luck for the entire year.
if you kill a spider it will rain.

yeah that's all
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#30
if all the cows are eating their grass while standing in the same direction, the fishing should be good.nmy grandpa says that one all the time.
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#31
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screw your turtles and tortles (metaphorically speaking that is).

Squirtle all the way


NO U!!!11! Turtles will kick your Squirtle's ass any day of the week.

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#35
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NO U!!!11! Turtles will kick your Squirtle's ass any day of the week.



what if its a sunday?? Turtles are religious and Squirtles arent. Ergo Squirtle would own on that day and btw if the Squirtle was about to evolve Wartortle would kick everythings ass.
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Damage - bit of alright
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minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
#36
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I SOOO wanna ride that.



The woman or the reptile
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Words for describing the ladies subtly

Damage - bit of alright
Major damage - bloody fit
Damage has been done - older fit bird
minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
#37
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The woman or the reptile

When I say "ride" I mean I'd like to hop on its back and let it carry me to school, so of course I'm referring to the woman in the picture.
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When I say "ride" I mean I'd like to hop on its back and let it carry me to school, so of course I'm referring to the woman in the picture.



PMSL sorry it had to be asked. So many wrong images came into my head when you said that you wanted to ride that I just really wasnt sure what to think
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Damage - bit of alright
Major damage - bloody fit
Damage has been done - older fit bird
minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
#39
If a ninja turtle saves your life

You're gonna get raped
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#40
If you see a lot of ants coming out of a hole on the ground, that usually means it's raining. That's a fact.
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