#1
Ok here goes


I was walking in the mall next to where i live and i saw this kid.

1. He was holding his moms hand.

2. He was wearing pyjamas ( at 3:00 in the afternoon!)

3. He wasnt wearing any shoes.

4. He was holding his crotch with his free hand.

And best of all,

5. He was singing his ABCs as loud as he could, and his mom was singing with him.


When youre a kid, life doesnt get any better then that.


Similar stories, anyone?
A penny for my thoughts?

A bargain I say!

I'll give you a dollar

Take them all away...
#2
I still do all that.
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and my mom then told me to masturbate more.

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Big burly men grunting without shirts on pretty much summed up my childhood.

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#4
I remember when I once went to school dressed as a ghost. And once when I wanted to go in pajamas.

Oooh the good old days in which girls were girls and not sexual objects.
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#6
Playin' with me willy and she wouldn't get all hard and such.

oh the memories.
#7
I envy that child.
How old was he?

I saw a kid on a leash at the mall once.
I kinda wanted to pet him.
I like Fall Out Boy.
That is all.
#10
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I envy that child.
How old was he?

I saw a kid on a leash at the mall once.
I kinda wanted to pet him.



i loled
#11
I've gone to some classes in pajamas, teachers love it, never knew why...
...Up to the battlefield to where the spirits walk...
#13
the kid was five.


Its kinda of obvious that he was holding his crotch. he had his whole hand down there.

Bless his soul.
A penny for my thoughts?

A bargain I say!

I'll give you a dollar

Take them all away...