#1
Go ahead give my suggestions on what to do and make jokes if you like they'd prob make me feel a bit better.
#2
could be interjestion....try that Rennie stuff or Galviscon
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#3
I have a suggestion.

SEE A DOCTOR!
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#5
Lie down, take painkillers if necessary. Oh, and sit on the toilet for a bit, and pump some gas. Sometimes it helps. There's nothing else really, until you see a doctor if it really bothers you for more than a few days. Pain is never a cardinal symptom.

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could be interjestion....try that Rennie stuff or Galviscon


Indigestion, dear
#6
Since you're not being serious...drink like...absinthe.

Then your stomach will REALLY hurt.
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#7
Fap.
I hope you don't cum blood. This could be serious...not
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#8
Pepto Bismol?!

That stuff makes me spew so bad. It makes it so much worse.


I really hate it when you feel like you've forgotten what it feels like to be normal. Y'know?


Pisses me off...




EDIT- Ipecac? Maybe that'll make you puke and feel better?
#10
you could be seriously ill

see a wizard/lizard
perhaps eddie izaard

eat lard

what ever suits you
#11
i don't get how you didn't notice the chicken was not cooked, like wtf... o wait
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#12


watch out!
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#13
Quote by XCount Me InX
could be interjestion....try that Rennie stuff or Galviscon


rofl

but yeah I'd probably just go and nap.
#14
or it could be heartburn


and yes, i know i cant spell for ****
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#15
you have cancer. two miligrams ivig stat! i kid...that's not a cancer treatment.

anyways, take thine laptop to the bathroom and **** it out.
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#16
I'd say that you have a ruptured spleen, you will be dead and or bleedind out of your belly button within the next two to three hours
#19
I had the same thing once
Turned out I was pregnant with a sack of bloody razors and hypodermic syringes
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#20
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Since you're not being serious...drink like...absinthe.



+1
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#22
...constipation...
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#24
Hmm whatever you do don't look up symptoms online. I thought I had appendicitis the other night. I didn't but it freaked me out.
#25
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I had the same thing once
Turned out I was pregnant with a sack of bloody razors and hypodermic syringes


haha +1
#27
Smoke a bowl.

If you're on any ADD medications or anything like that, it could be the cause.