#1
I made the horrible the decision to take a piss after I fapped. Now that my pisshole burns, what does The Pit suggest I do to ease the pain?
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#2
Rub.....

No. Go to the clinic?

And most men feel the need to pee after ejaculating. It's a natural method of cleansing the ejaculate from Mr.Peeps.
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#4
Just wait it out buddy. It happens to me every now and then. In fact it did earlier this evening. It sucks, I know, but soon even this hard time will pass.
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#5
Take a shower. Do it now. It will relax your muscles allowing any dried semen/ urine to drip out.


Next time, piss FIRST drink water if you have to.
#8
It's burnin' pretty bad now. I still wanna know what the hell causes this.
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#9
Yeah it pretty much hurts..but i just wait it out, it will probably be gone in awhile...or if all else fails.....................


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#10
Put in mouth.
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#12
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It's burnin' pretty bad now. I still wanna know what the hell causes this.



Take a shower.
#13
I'd suggest you try to fap to gay porn.
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#15
you're actually meant to take a leak after you have sex... so its essentially doing the same thing.

...maybe you gave yourself an instant sexual disease?

but if you still feel pain, go to the doctor.
#19
Chances are, he's been very vigorous about it, and now there are cuts and abrasions on his penis. Only makes sense that pissing will make these sting.

Have a shower?
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#20
Happens, wait it out
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#21
Ok, It's gone away gentlemen.
And perhaps I was vigorous, but nonetheless, it was a good fap.
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#22
Doesn't happen to me.
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#24
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you got std i know coz i learned myself well from sex with hooker, no?

this is coming from the TS of this:
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=903328
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#25
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Chop it off.


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#26
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I always piss after fapping... It cleans the pipes.

me too but. i'm too used to the burning sensation it feels good .
i like to piss after i fap, so the tip of my meat won't feel sticky. really.
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