It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who kill her three kids.
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if this goes in someones signature im gunna be pissed

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what do you mean by goat
The sad truth is: You dont.

What the hell were you thinking?

i duno lol. tihs r liek wen i traid drawn maiself n teh t0ilit.



gess i cant dai.
look at naked ladys

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Warned for trolling!

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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
buy another one
Quotes from other UGers in your signatures that talk about how good you are suck donkey schlong.
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How i make penis bigger?
are you asking this cuz your asian? cuz you sure talk like an asian
Dear Esteemed Moderaters:

I recognize that your continued control of these forums is vital to keeping the site a friendly place for guitarists and bassists to gather online and prevent it from becoming too like a certain website that shall remain unnamed, but some of the rules you have established, at certain times, can be extremely arcane.

Upon viewing this hilariously pitiful excuse for a thread, I immediately thought of one thing: a picture of a certain fruit, mouth agape, in a mythical landscape with words running along the bottom of the picture. Never have I seen a thread more deserving of it's image, but since I greatly fear the ban that you will all but certainly give me, I am extremely reluctant to post it.

So please, mods, would you at least consider relaxing the rules involving this fruit? I am sure you agree that some threads, such as this one, completely deserve it.

Your humble servant,


tl;dr: lol wut
kill all humans
Cut it off, it will grow back guaranteed twice as big under laws of evolution and all that jazz.
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Cut it off, it will grow back guaranteed twice as big under laws of evolution and all that jazz.

In a few million years of course.