#1
Right, here's how it works. You post as such:

Occupation:
Difficulty: (1-10, 1 being piss easy)
Things you do:

So mine would look like this:

Occupation: Checkout chick at Woolworths
Difficulty: 3/10
Things I do: -Use the checkout as an extended drum kit
-Draw on used reciepts and petrol vouchers
-Talk constantly just to annoy customers
-iPod

Now, post away!
#2
Technical Engineer - 7 or 8 / 10
The Pit.
Wikipedia.
Hide in the canteen and drink a million cups of coffee.
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#4
Archives in an accountants firm. 7/10
The pit.
give out.
drink tea and coffee
I'm not cool enough to have a sig...
#5
Fresh Fruit and Veg worker (Coles) - 3.5/10 (most shifts) 8/10 (very rarely)
drink lots of water and see how much i pee during my shift
eat lots of fruit
talk to people
throw rotten food at people
stab watermelons
have trolley races
play backgammon on phone
txt people
make weird noises over the PA
Gooby Pls.
#6
Satellite Communications in the Army in Iraq
7
The Pit
My Guitar
Risk
Lots of movies and series
#7
junior activites leader
7 (many sreaming kids _)
shout at kids and bore them with my singin
#8
ahahhahha
im suprised how many people are on the pit
Edit: by on the pit i mean on it during work
its a good time killer:p
Pull my finger

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#9
Taco Bell Guy. 3/10 - 6/10 depending on the traffic.

Sweep lobby (It's cooler out there and you hear music)
Talk to customers I know and when the boss(es) come by act like they're trying to think of something
Smoke
Take out the trash and sit outside
Steal food
Take huge dumps before I leave and let the next guy clean it up
Steal more food

It's a fun job once you get used to it and the bitchy boss isn't in that day.
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#11
McDonalds Slave
8/10
Everything.

Things to make it go by faster:
Piss in the freezer.
Drop peoples food.
Place foreign objects in the fryer.
Place foreign objects in the microwave.
Place foreign objects on the grill.
Steal food and eat it.
Speak with a british accent at the drive-thru.
Spend 30 minutes throwing out the trash.

I'm glad I quit that ****ing job. Never doing fast food again.
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#12
Law Enforcement:
5/10 if you're smart. 10/10 if you're a complete moron with zero social skills
Things I do:
Browse the internet when I have a computer and downtime.
Laugh and joke with co-workers.
Banging on a trash can
Drumming on a street light
#13
occupation: Hungry jacks / make burgers
4 / 10
Things i do:
use toilet frequently
keep breaking gloves so i can change them
pretend i am playing guitar
walk around


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#14
Occupation: Web developer
Difficulty: Usually a 9
Things you do: Read UG and TWTD, listen to music

I'm actually pretty good at not slacking off.. I love my job, so it's not exactly arduous
My name is Marc! Silly username.
#15
Guitar store manager 4/10

Play guitar
Play guitar
Play guitar
Jam with customers
Play guitar
Play guitar

I think you get the point...
Gibson Les Paul Studio w/ EMG 81/85
Fender American Vintage Series '52 Telecaster
Marshall JCM2000 DSL401
Roland MicroCube
Dunlop ZW-45 Wah
Dunlop Rotovibe
Dunlop MXR EVH Phase 90
Dunlop MXR Zakk Wylde Overdrive
Boss CE-5
iSP Decimator
#16
English Teacher.
coffee.

stare down my student's shirts while they're doing excersizes if they're young and have big breasts.
Hey, I'm 19, it's not considered perverted yet!
#17
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English Teacher.
coffee.

stare down my student's shirts while they're doing excersizes if they're young and have big breasts.
Hey, I'm 19, it's not considered perverted yet!


Yes it is.

Roadie - General stuff - 1/10, loading truck - 5/10

Basically, drink water. The aim is to get it done quickly so you can get the hell out of there.
#18
6/10

12 hours a day... I work in a computer club. It's really boring.

I sleep to make it bearable!
#19
Museum guide/touristic guide
4/10
Some front desk, some guided tours inside or outside the museum.

Talk with my coworkers-mates
Take care of the aquarium;
Play flash games on the front desk computer;
...

Easy job, but the hours are sometimes long. (9am - 6pm)
Need fashion advice?

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#20
So didn't think to search before I made my unformatted thread....


I make orthopedic shoe inserts.


7/10 just because I work for eleven hours and get 2 ten minutre breaks and 1 15 minutre lucnh bread (wtf???)


Drink heavily/consanatly, smoke 2 cigs every breadk.

Make sure I get laid at least every other day, (I wouldn't even get up in the morning otherwise.)

Basicalyy just work hard so the time seems to speed up.
#21
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McDonalds Slave
8/10
Everything.

Things to make it go by faster:
Piss in the freezer.
Drop peoples food.
Place foreign objects in the fryer.
Place foreign objects in the microwave.
Place foreign objects on the grill.
Steal food and eat it.
Speak with a british accent at the drive-thru.
Spend 30 minutes throwing out the trash.

I'm glad I quit that ****ing job. Never doing fast food again.

so you did all that to the food, and then took some of it? Genius
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#22
Occupation: Pump Jockey
Difficulty: 3
Things I do to pass time:
I bring my guitar regularly and play that, I bring my journal or books.
I blast a lot of innappropriate movies
I hit on teh hotties that come in drunk and in the middle of the night.
I shoot bottle rockets off the roof.
Stage break dancing contests for free carwashes.
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#23
part time cleaner at my college
difficulty 4/10

things 2 do 2 pass the time;
predict what my superviser is going 2 say b4 she says it and prepare a smart arse reply
air guitar with my henry hoover
air bass with mop
hide in one of the offices i clean and nick the buiscuits
hide under the stair's in my cuboard and play sonic on my phone
work out how much i'm getting paid if i stop working .... now (6.66 an hour * 1 hour and 13 minutes hmmmm)
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#24
Occupation: Ship Captain
Difficulty: Varies from 1-10
Things I do to pass time: Play my guitar, surf the net, listen to music, watch whales, talk to my diverse crew and client personnel (Filipino, Gabonaise, Camerounian, Nigerian, Mexican, Venezuelan) watch other ships, put shoe polish on binoculars and tell coworkers to look at something....
#25
Don't work anymore but:

Occupation: Tillboy at Spar
Difficulty: 7 (It's easy.. But people are just unbearable)
Things I Do: Read magazines off the shelf and day dream

An example of people being unbearable - About an hour before the shop closes every night, the newspapers that are still there have to be packed up.. So I'm doing that and controlling the till aswell.. I was just about finished tieing up the last bundle of papers and said to the customer "I'll be there in a second I just need to tie this up" They weren't bothered.. Then some bitch walks up and joins the cue and actually yelled at me to "Hurry the **** up". I served her and she said sorry afterwards but still.. No need to be a prick I was doing 2 things at once.
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#26
Occupation: Maintaining a real-estate database.
Difficulty: 4 out of 10 (way easier than it sounds, just a holiday job)
Things I do:
-Make funny faces (I have my own desk, and a very good friend of mine is my only co-worker in the room(he got me the job in the first place))
-Run around
-Randomly strip clothes
-Making paper planes
-Call a friend of mine who also works where I work and who's sitting about 6 meters away from me in another room.
-Get some choco from the kitchen
-Etc. ETc.
Military use of children?

Infantry.