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#1
Is there anyone ellse here besides me that have a fear of doing Number 2 in a public toilet?

Just the thought of putting my bare ass cheks on the ring of some filthy nasty toilet that someone has pissed all over the ring makes me cringe.

For me it dosent mather if it's super nice and lookes very clean i just cant do it,
the few times i have ive had to take tons and tons of toilet papper and put on the ring,and even after that i feel dirty,(this whouldent be The pit if i didnt say) it feels liek iam Getting AidZ up my ass.
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#7
i cant even poop in school toilets let alone public toilets....
but then i usually only poo when i wake up (obviosly not in my bed)
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#8
well i don't have a fear of public toilets

i just don't want to use them, because they're usually rancid
#9
I used my school toilet once in the 5 years i went to high school.
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#10
Unfortunatley i have a medical condition (crohns disease) so no atter how much i do not want to use that particular public toilet, i don't really have an option- other than to **** myself!
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#11
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i cant even poop in school toilets let alone public toilets....
but then i usually only poo when i wake up (obviosly not in my bed)


hahaha im having that
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#12
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well i don't have a fear of public toilets

i just don't want to use them, because they're usually rancid


i think thats pretty universal, i dont mind them, but i would rarther not use them, a dark forest sounds more appealing if im honest...
#13
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hahaha im having that



w00p w00p am i getting sigg'd?
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#14
i have never used the toilet in my school to take a dump but then again if u saw those toilets u would see why
#15
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I also do, but I don't want the toilet to smell my fear.

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You could if there was AIDS infected substance on the loo, and yoou either had a cut on your bum, or the substance actually went up your hole somehow...


I can't seem to manage urinals in public toilets, but no problems pissing in public lol.
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#16
yeah, trust me... people who actually USE public bathrooms for number 2 r the minority here. i feel sorry for the ladies that have to sit down still... (even for onesies), but then again i heard female bathrooms r usually in better condition.
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#17
I've never had to take a dump in a public or school toilet before. I think i'd be embarrased when i fart or if it stank.
#18
haha thatd be the thing i was least worried bout using one of those toilets. nasty......
#19
lmao youre such a pansy girls do it every time they use a public toilet...number 2 or not!

I DO however find it uncomfortable doing number 2 in a public restroom..but not for sanitary reasons..just uncomfortable.
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#20
I have never and will never have a shit in a public or school loo. The only time I can remember having a dump in a toilet other than my own is when I went on Holiday with my school for the weekend. I didn't want to, but I probably would have kacked my pants during the night.
I think I may have in my nans when I was younger, but not now.
#22
there's nothing like taking a twosy in the comfort of your own home.
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#23
keep that fear
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#25
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lol wut?
#26
I can't remember ever using a public or school toilet for two-sies. Even when I went to camp for two weeks, I only used the toilets three times, and that was after covering them thoroughly with toilet paper.
#27
go to PUBLIC school bungle? its a public toilet then . equally nasty either way. if its like a store or something, just buy some clorox wipes if you are TRULY desperate.
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#28
to the people who feel sorry for girls who always ave to sit down, trust me female public toilets are kept in immaculate condition compared to our lowly man toilets...

also i live in England so i dont know what public school means, i dont pay to go to school if thats what you mean.
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#29
i'm with oyu lot i'm not scared just really don't want 2
i mean really don't want 2

i'd rather squat and **** in the middle of the toilet floor than touch that toilet seat.

also being a cleaner in my school i know not 2 ever sit on the seat,when i had 2 do the toilets once (punishment 4 gettin caught air guitaring with my henry hoover) i didn't even clean em just used my mop and rubed around the rim at arms length away,then just carried on mopping the floor.

and i'm one of the better cleaners
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lmao youre such a pansy girls do it every time they use a public toilet...number 2 or not!

I DO however find it uncomfortable doing number 2 in a public restroom..but not for sanitary reasons..just uncomfortable.

Girls don't deliberately piss all over the seat and surrounding area
#33
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w00p w00p am i getting sigg'd?

in a fashion...
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#35
Adding to the tales, I was throughly disgusted when I needed a wee really badly in college (work release day) and someone had scribbled some art over the cubicle using thier own paint....
#36
I don't use public toilets because I don't wunt peeps lucking at mah willywinkle.

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#37
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lmao youre such a pansy girls do it every time they use a public toilet...number 2 or not!

I DO however find it uncomfortable doing number 2 in a public restroom..but not for sanitary reasons..just uncomfortable.



Yes, now compare the typical women's public bathroom to the typical men's... your argument goes down in a torrent of flame. I have never been in a men's bathroom that didn't have urine somewhere it shouldn't be, and at least twice a week I'm bound to enter one where **** is smeared somewhere on the walls or stalls.

At anyrate, I still agree that the TS is a panzy. Who cares? Your body is equipped to protect every orafice from pathogens, that means your ass too. Trust your immune system and go take that satisfying public toilet crap.

My super macho, jock roomate has this same issue, he runs two blocks home from work on his breaks to take a dump.... Yes he gets the hastling he deserves from me.
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At anyrate, I still agree that the TS is a panzy. Who cares? Your body is equipped to protect every orafice from pathogens, that means your ass too. Trust your immune system and go take that satisfying public toilet crap.


Just because you're protected doesn't mean you're going to want to rub your arse in someone elses day-old shit.
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#39
Yes, now compare the typical women's public bathroom to the typical men's... your argument goes down in a torrent of flame. I have never been in a men's bathroom that didn't have urine somewhere it shouldn't be, and at least twice a week I'm bound to enter one where **** is smeared somewhere on the walls or stalls.

At anyrate, I still agree that the TS is a panzy. Who cares? Your body is equipped to protect every orafice from pathogens, that means your ass too. Trust your immune system and go take that satisfying public toilet crap.

My super macho, jock roomate has this same issue, he runs two blocks home from work on his breaks to take a dump.... Yes he gets the hastling he deserves from me.


Holy ****..actually now that I think about it, Ive never been in the mens room .....ew how can you be so gross? Dont guys know how to ****ing aim? If you cant aim the thing you shouldnt be able to have one

edit: Ive been taking my female toilet facility for granted
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#40
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