#1
I work at a Supermarket part time you see. There were no customers around, so as one does, you turn around to talk to the person next to you to regain some sanity back.

So, I turned around and asked my friend how she was doing. She said a guy asked a pen off her, which she offered, and he wrote down his number and told her to ring him sometime.

Well UG, I have that number and I want ideas.
#2
Ring it?
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#3
Call him and pretend to sell him FREE DONUTS. Just imagine his shock and horror when he realizes those donuts will end up costing him fortunes.
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#9
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#10
Quote by Craigo
Basically, no. There are limits.


ah ok

ring him and tell him hes won free stuff???
#11
1. Buy a calling card that can spoof caller ID. This should cost $10 and is perfectly legal.

2. Make incriminating phone calls while sending his number out as your caller ID. This will be free, but the legality of such acts is questionable.
#12
Actually, phone up pretending to be the police and say his parents died in a car crash
#13
call him pretending to be a cop at a crime scene that he's been seen running away from, if he calls bull**** threaten to haul him into jail if he doesn't stay on the phone, then proceed to question him about said crime until he breaks down.

hilarious.
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#15
Ring it while you have a porno running on your pc (something with nice music and lots of moaning). Hold the phone to your speakers and see how he reacts.

I'm really curious as to how long he'd listen to it. That, or just imitate a woman's voice badly and offer him nasty sexual favours.
#16
Hide caller ID and ring him at 7.00am in the morning and ask whether he is interested in saving money on his international phonecalls. BTW, how are you with an Indian accent?
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#17
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Actually, phone up pretending to be the police and say his parents died in a car crash

THIS
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#19
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Call him and pretend to sell him FREE DONUTS. Just imagine his shock and horror when he realizes those donuts will end up costing him fortunes.


Come again ?
#23
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Come again ?


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#24
ring him on loudspeaker, say nothing and just flush the toilet. then hang up
repeat it daily
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#26
ring him and shout "**** Vinny the cops are all over us, big dave is dead-- Wait ****, ****! Theyve traced this, those swat bastards will be after you now!"
#27
Ring him then demand to know why he rung you, get very angry 'til he hangs up. Wait a bit and repeat. Similar to 'Knock and don't run' from Balls of Steel.
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#28
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Basically, no. There are limits.

They wouldn't do anything anyway.

What you SHOULD do is print it on orange card saying MISTRESS WINDSOR'S XXX PLAYTIME, and stick it up in phone boxes.
#29
Quote by Craigo
I work at a Supermarket part time you see. There were no customers around, so as one does, you turn around to talk to the person next to you to regain some sanity back.

So, I turned around and asked my friend how she was doing. She said a guy asked a pen off her, which she offered, and he wrote down his number and told her to ring him sometime.

Well UG, I have that number and I want ideas.


Tautology much?
#30
*67 before the number hides the caller ID
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#32
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Oh...

I get it now, thanks.
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#33
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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.