Poll: Which one would you take on?
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View poll results: Which one would you take on?
Bear
10 15%
Crocodile
5 8%
Panda
14 22%
Platypus
21 32%
Lion
2 3%
Other
13 20%
Voters: 65.
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#1
Thats right. If you could wrestle any animal in the world what would it be? It can be living or extinct. Would you strangle a platypus? Get down and dirty with a bear? Or maybe chokeslam a koala? The choice is yours. Choose wisely. Give a reason why also.
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#2
I'd wrestle Zakk Wylde.
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#3
A hamster so that i could pretend i am really strong and show off to the ladys
#4
What the hell is a Platypus going to do to me, nip me?
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I think that after 5 minutes you would get too stoned to continue wrestling.
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#11
an ant, i cant kill anything else

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#12
Deff a Panda. Little does anyone know that the Panda is actually 10x as dangerous than the Grizzly.



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#13
Platypus' are venomous so I wouldn't f*ck with them. I'd wrestle a moose.
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#18
The platypuse and then I'd moount its head on the wall and name it Steve.

Or a tree.
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#19
the idea of chokeslamming a koala is far too epic
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What the hell is a Platypus going to do to me, nip me?

Some are poisonous
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#22
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How could you hate that lil' thing.


I would love to kick it with iron boots :]
#23
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I would love to kick it with iron boots :]



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#24
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']I choose a Panda.


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#25
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What the hell is a Platypus going to do to me, nip me?


They (we platypuses) have spurs on their back legs that inject poison that, although could not kill a human, could put you in the emergency room for quite a while. google it.

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#27
Dude, platypus's have venom, they'll fu**ing kill you.

But id choose a bear because...of a long history we had...Lets say last time he won but I trained for somthing like this.
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#28
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Dude, platypus's have venom, they'll fu**ing kill you.

But id choose a bear because...of a long history we had...Lets say last time he won but I trained for somthing like this.


Actually a platypus's venom usually isn't deadly. Very painful...but not deadly.

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#29
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What the hell is a Platypus going to do to me, nip me?


Male platypuses have a toxic secretion that can kill humans in their feet I think. I heard that on Animal Planet.
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#30
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Actually a platypus's venom usually isn't deadly. Very painful...but not deadly.


Almost as painful as your text
#31
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Male platypuses have a toxic secretion that can kill humans in their feet I think. I heard that on Animal Planet.


Woah seriously? I didn't even think of that. I'd hate to be killed by a bunch of platypussys.
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#32
Mackerel. Or a salmon, I'm not fussed.

Although out of that list I'd choose a panda, just because they are too stupid to be allowed to carry on living. Seriously, laws of nature: if you don't adapt, you die. And these guys still only eat a certain type of bamboo and nothing else. And people continue to pander to them (c wat i did thar?) even though they shouldn't be allowed.

I'm panda-ist and I don't care.

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#34
I chose a panda because I can still tell people "I wrestled a bear" but I'd imagine it'd be significantly easier to gain the panda's trust and betray it than it is to straight up wrestle a grizzly bear.

Edit: Yeah, you don't want to feck with a platypus, those guys are fierce. I think there has been at the very least one documented human fatality from platypii venom but it's very rare. It is supposedly horribly painful though.
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#35
Quote by AlecMag
They (we platypuses) have spurs on their back legs that inject poison that, although could not kill a human, could put you in the emergency room for quite a while. google it.


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#36
I'd wrestle something like a black bear, not a grizzly....I still might lose but the chances of survival are far greater
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#37
I'd wrestle any of them, if by 'wrestle' you mean have a battery of howitzers shell the area they live in for 45 minutes. I'm really that brave.
#38
what the hell is so bad about a platypus? seriously. a half duck half beaver..... like wdfxup?
#39
Lion.
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#40
Your mother.
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