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ok, so I met this girl and we seem to like eachother, but my question isn't about that, so don't tell me to go to the relationship thread lol

She wants me to go with her to break into a city public pool at night to swim with her, now if we get caught, what kind of charges/punishments would I be up against? we are both over 18

we both live in Pittsburgh PA if that makes a difference
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#2
first degree murder. its not worth it, kid
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#3
You'd probably be charged with Breaking and Entering, and also Trespassing on City Council property. Perhaps also fare dodging. I don't know about over there but here you'd get an official police caution and a hefty fine. You'd also be banned from swimming in the city for a long time.
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#4
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ok, so I met this girl and we seem to like eachother, but my question isn't about that, so don't tell me to go to the relationship thread lol

She wants me to go with her to break into a city public pool at night to swim with her, now if we get caught, what kind of charges/punishments would I be up against? we are both over 18

we both live in Pittsburgh PA if that makes a difference


Pittsburgh, huh?

Don't do it. Just don't. You're not ready for that kind of fire and brimstone coming down on your cautiously ambitious little hormone studded noggin.
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#7
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She wants me to go with her to break into a city public pool at night to swim with her, now if we get caught, what kind of charges/punishments would I be up against? we are both over 18


If there's ever an opportunity for pool sex, you take it.
#8
You'll get caught up in an Alien Vs Predator movie.....
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#9
Don't be a pus. I live in Morgantown and I doubt there would be much trouble. Besides you'd get some pool sexs yes. DO IT MAN
#13
Who cares, just do it. She'll think you're a pussy if you don't, and that's the last thing you want . Establish your masculinity first and foremost.
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#14
it will be something to look back on your deathbed
"remember that time i had sweet pool secks and got caught,man that was awesome"
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#16
well the worst that could happend is she a cop and just wants to cut your penis off....
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#17
If you get caught breaking and entering fines trespassing also AIDS it's just not worth it.
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#18
Death. generally that's the worst thing that could happen.

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#19
Don't worry if you get caught and it's a guy cop he'll probably congratulate you for banging a chick in a pool you know he'll give you a nice firm handshake and let you finish what you started.

If it's a dyke cop your screwed.
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#20
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HAHAHAHA

.. haa

Hooray, someone got my joke
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#23
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If there's ever an opportunity for pool sex, you take it.



exactly, I'm not backing down...I just want to know what to expect...

I couldn't care less about not being able to swim there for a long time
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#24
Youve got nothing to lose.

If you get caught, it will be a cool story to tell your grandkids.

If you dont, its still a cool story.


I say go for it.
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#25
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What is it with girls and swimming pool fantasies?

No, really?

I just love water/the ocean. Not sure why any other girl would want to though.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#26
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I couldn't care less about not being able to swim.

You can't swim?
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#27
I've done that. It was good fun. We were very drunk though, and ended up with interesting cuts and bruises the next morning.
#28
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ok, so I met this girl and we seem to like eachother, but my question isn't about that, so don't tell me to go to the relationship thread lol

She wants me to go with her to break into a city public pool at night to swim with her, now if we get caught, what kind of charges/punishments would I be up against? we are both over 18

we both live in Pittsburgh PA if that makes a difference

Are you insane?

Two teenagers in a pool at night?

You'll obviously be murdered by some blade-wielding psychopath.

Its in the movies, so it must be true.

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RE-READ. THE. SENTENCE.
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#29
oh, just go for it.

me and my friends sometimes hop the fence at the city pool and jump off the diving boards in the middle of the night.

jumping off the ten meter in the dark is scary!
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#30
From my previous experiences, most likely the cop will let you go after he makes you and your girl have a 3 way with him.

I have a tremendous fear of nightsticks and mag flashlights now.
#31
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Who cares, just do it. She'll think you're a pussy if you don't, and that's the last thing you want . Establish your masculinity first and foremost.


Oh yeah, doing everything a girl tells you to do is sooo manly.
It would make you a bitch, not a man.
#32
You understand there'll be a cover over the top and probably weird chlorine shizzle over-night?

You'll be face down on a plastic cover covered in green sludge, pretending to swim whilst she's watching you, slowly shaking her head at why she chose to go out with you.
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#33
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You understand there'll be a cover over the top and probably weird chlorine shizzle over-night?

You'll be face down on a plastic cover covered in green sludge, pretending to swim whilst she's watching you, slowly shaking her head at why she chose to go out with you.


That's not always true.
#36
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You'll get caught up in an Alien Vs Predator movie.....

, thats the first thing I thought after reading TS's post.
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#37
im gonna giv you general pit advice.......st1ck 1t 1n da p00p3r.......men
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#38
The WORST? You could slip and fall in the dark on the slippy tiles and crack your head open, creating a huge hole in your skull where your brain is exposed and you die slowly.Them the girl doesn't know what to do so she tries to run for help but also falls over an cracks her head.

Other than that, you could get fined if you are caught for trespass.

RMF


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And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#39
If you've ever read 'Guts', you should know never to do anything sexual in a swimming pool.

And it's probably not a great thing to do. Nothing puts the dampers on sex like cops or security guards running in and arresting you halfway through it.
#40
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']

RE-READ. THE. SENTENCE.
Are ****ing serious? Did you not notice the slight edit I made to what he said?

Ugh, I suggest you re-think some basic principles, lol, referance.
"If you don't show it, I cannot grope it."

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