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so, heres a thread dedicated to the worst names a person can have. in englisbh we have to read a book called: nemesis into the shadows by Catherine MacPhail

whats the worst names you have heard of?

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#3
I answered the phone at work today to a James McPhail.
I laughed solidly for 5 minutes.
#6
I have a friend at school called Matthew McPhail
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#7
Don't know his first name but his last name is gaywood.

I'm not even sure if that's how it's spelled lol
#11
I had a substitute teacher in middle school named Mrs. Cox. She put so much emphasis on it all that made it funny. "Mishes. Cahx"
#12
Dick Coxworthy
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#15
I think that Dr. Cox made a mistake on Scrubs when naming his son Jack.

Jack Cox. Yeah. I'm sure no other little children would ever make fun of that.
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#16
The examinations officer at my school is called Mrs Balls...
"I have to go see Mrs Balls at lunch."

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#18
Mike Hock, Richard Bottom, Wayne Kerr, Phil Morcock, Phil McCrackin...
#19
there's an art teacher at my school named Richard Head.
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#20
The siblings Paul, Phil and Flick McCock
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#21
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there's an art teacher at my school named Richard Head.

LMAO

We had a teacher called a PE Teacher called Mr Weeway, thing is though, he was a badass teacher!
#22
We had a teacher called Miss Wong aswell, everytime she entered the class we shouted out "you're in the WONG WOOM!"

i wish i was 12 again
#23
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We had a teacher called Miss Wong aswell, everytime she entered the class we shouted out "you're in the WONG WOOM!"

i wish i was 12 again



hahaha dont we all
#24
I had a teacher named Mr. fishpaw.
It's not a bad name but I bet the puns get tiring.


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#25
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#26
I had an english teacher named Bridgette Dickworthy and knew a guy called Sam Littleboy.
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#27
Gaylord, David Nigard, first time I saw his store, I said the N word by accident.
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#28
There's a plumbing company or something in my city called Siemens, its pronounced semens, lol.
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#29
theres a guy in my school called harry mycock
people say he has a sister called pat but i dont know if its true
#30
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there's an art teacher at my school named Richard Head.

There's a student at my school called Richard Head!

And there's Mr Hunt, the PE teacher, who's first name is Michael. You work it out.
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at his command
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#31
Someone in my English teachers other class was named "Adam Buttsavage," I'm not sure if that's how it's spelled but that's how it's pronounced. She would try to pronounce it like it's french so she wouldn't hurt his feelings

Another chick at my school was named Yuka Fukawhorie (you-kuh fuck-uh-whore-ee) not sure on the spelling of this one either.

At my friends high school there was a foreign girl named "sadoff mahboob" pronounced "sawed-off mah-boob" so that was hilarious too.
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There's a student at my school called Richard Head!

And there's Mr Hunt, the PE teacher, who's first name is Michael. You work it out.


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#34
People I know (and translations of their names)

1) E. and N. Penner (not related) - Penner = hobo
2) A woman named G. von Hinten - von hinten = from behind/doggystyle - worst thing is she's a sex therapist
3) S. Untenzu - unten zu = synonymous for 'very tight vagina'/'can't be penetrated'
4) M. Vargin - and because that's a girl and she's Russian, she gets an 'a' at the end of the name - Vargina, in German there's bearely any sound difference between that and 'Vagina'.

I'm dead serious, I know all of them personally.

EDIT: Another girl I just remembered:
C. van Dale - Vandale = vandal (who would've guessed...?)
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#35
My grandmother's friend is named Gay.

My buddy used to work as a telemarketer and he used to tell me about all the hilarious names he had to call. He could have been making some of them up (not like him) but some of the ones that he told me were Mr. Blueballs, Mr. Nigger and Mr. Urine (he said there are a lot of these).
#37
I live next to an indian reservation, so theres alot of people with last names like, Runswithstick, Prettyweasel and names like that. I went to a school with a kid named Chan Bighead. And yes...............his head was big.
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#38
Mike Hunt, All the other tired out ones.

and my dad calls that footballer Jlloyd Smauel Gaylord Samuel
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There's a plumbing company or something in my city called Siemens, its pronounced semens, lol.


There's a massive corporation called siemens, they make phones and computers as well.
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