#1
This may sound stupid, but hey, everybody has their own opinions. I don't exactly feel "sympathy" for these objects, becuase that would be somewhat ridiculous... but I've been thinking about things that are useful, but are never use, or are underrated.

For instance. Spools, plastic of cardboard hold your string or thread together, keeping it from tangling and such.
Spoons at restaurants. They give you a knife and fork wrappe in a paper towel which are usually used, then the spoon, which is hardly ever used.
Cupboards, floors, locking windows, tons of things.

Any ideas? Comments? Others?

Thank you.
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#4
Can someone please explain what the f. this guy is trying to tell us?
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#5
Wow, um....
I have a girlfriend, dude.
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#7
I always have sympathy when I use one piece of my music equipment more than another one.

This reminds me of an episode of Peep Show.

'I even feel guilty for not wearing one pair of boxers as much as another. Sorry stripey blue, your just too tight.'
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#9
that chair in my livingroom no one sits in and it looks so nice
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#10
Quote by Fryer Mike
Wow, um....
I have a girlfriend, dude.


... is she a table lamp? Cuz then I bet she told you to say this. And if so, throw down and show her who wears the pants.
#11
me too.
I'd like throw a ball outside or something, but then feel im too attached to it and come running back for it
#13
Lol, notsojoeyb4eva.
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#14
I loved my stuffed animals?
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#15
I feel bad when I kick my car when the battery dies. Does that count?
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#16
by reading this thread, it seems as if the threadmakers reproductive organs need a little bit of sympathy.
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#17
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... is she a table lamp? Cuz then I bet she told you to say this. And if so, throw down and show her who wears the pants.


Well, he would, but that table lamp's had a rough life, and TS just feels so damn bad for it...
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#18
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Wow, um....
I have a girlfriend, dude.


hahaha from what you just said she could be any item of furniture...
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#20
I kind of know what you mean. I bought a new guitar just today, actually, and I kind of feel guilty because im not playing my old guitar anymore. They're both great guitars, but like, I dunno, I just kinda feel bad that I might be neglecting my old one.
#21
Lol. When I posted this thread, I said I don't really feel sympathy for them, I just thought it was an appropriate title.
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#22
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Can someone please explain what the f. this guy is trying to tell us?

This reminds me of that TV programme about the people who ****ed fences, the Eiffel Tower, etc.
ohai little sig.
#23
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hahaha from what you just said she could be any item of furniture...

Are you stupid? How did that make sense?
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#24
Chairs.

Poor things always get our arses on them.

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#25
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#26
I feel bad when I have to throw things out that I've had for a long time. I grow attached to my music gear. I felt bad when I had to sell my first drum set.

I feel bad for my buttons on my keyboard. Theres buttons on top I never noticed and I felt bad for them. So I started using them and now we're happy =D
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#28
piggy banks. for years and years, you use them as a safe place to hide your money, then one day *smash* its gone and all the things its done for you are worth nothing.


next time you get money out of a piggy bank, remember this: licking your neighbors doorknob is against the law on other planets.


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#29
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I kind of know what you mean. I bought a new guitar just today, actually, and I kind of feel guilty because im not playing my old guitar anymore. They're both great guitars, but like, I dunno, I just kinda feel bad that I might be neglecting my old one.


That's what happened when I got my Dean. I just stopped playing my Ibanez. Oh well, they're both cool guitars.

By the way, nice sig. So I see you liek teh PTH?
#30
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This reminds me of that TV programme about the people who ****ed fences, the Eiffel Tower, etc.


omg that programme was hilarious how they tried to make the people seem normal lol not being mean but you shouldn't make a show about people that weird and then try and make it look like your being charitable about it lol