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#1
G'day,

This has been bothering me for a bit now...Perhaps it's a bit intimate for UG, but who else would I ask other than the great Pit of destiny?

I'd like to mention beforehand that I'm 17, straight, but have never had a girlfriend. I'm asking this out of curiousity, cos I have no experience myself. FLAME ON.

If "third base" refers to the step in a relationship right before sex, signifying oral sex or something, I'd assume it's a normal part in the development of a relationship.

...but does anyone else find oral sex kind of disgusting?
What would make a girl want to have someone's Love Gun in her mouth? It sounds disgusting, and kind of unnatural...

Please explain, if possible. I'm a life n00b, I know. But we all have to start somewhere.
#3
I dunno I always skip the bj scenes in pr0n cause I think they're boring
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#4
Quote by sashki
G'day,

This has been bothering me for a bit now...Perhaps it's a bit intimate for UG, but who else would I ask other than the great Pit of destiny?

I'd like to mention beforehand that I'm 17, straight, but have never had a girlfriend. I'm asking this out of curiousity, cos I have no experience myself. FLAME ON.

If "third base" refers to the step in a relationship right before sex, signifying oral sex or something, I'd assume it's a normal part in the development of a relationship.

...but does anyone else find oral sex kind of disgusting?
What would make a girl want to have someone's Love Gun in her mouth? It sounds disgusting, and kind of unnatural...

Please explain, if possible. I'm a life n00b, I know. But we all have to start somewhere.

Because it feels good, and if a girl doesn't go down on the guy, the guy will never go down on the girl.
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#5
It's like no-handed fapping of course...

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#6
oral sex is one of the best kinds, depending on the person youre with
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#7
Quote by sashki
I'd like to mention beforehand that I'm 17, straight, but have never had a girlfriend. I'm asking this out of curiousity, cos I have no experience myself. FLAME ON.

i pictured an incredibly outgoing homosexual male screaming FLAME ON when i read that
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#9
girls dont always like to do it, the point is it feels really really good.

they do it if they know whats good for them
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#10
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i pictured an incredibly outgoing homosexual male screaming FLAME ON when i read that



Yeah, I did, too. Some american jock dude, waving his fist in the air.

I understand that men enjoy it, but what would make a woman do it? It seems kinda sick.

Ok, maybe if there's a really domineering boyfriend and a girl who loves him so much she'd do anything, but I've heard that once it gets intimate enough between the two, the girl will offer to do it to a guy.
#11
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Because it feels good, and if a girl doesn't go down on the guy, the guy will never go down on the girl.


Aye. Quid pro quo. You rub her back, she'll rub yours. You reap what you sow. Additional assorted phrases that allude to the same thing.

Although you don't want to go down on hair, so at least do the decent thing and trim yourself for her.
#12
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It's like no-handed fapping of course...

WTF that makes no sence.
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#13
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I dunno I always skip the bj scenes in pr0n cause I think they're boring



me too, they take too long
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#14
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i pictured an incredibly outgoing homosexual male screaming FLAME ON when i read that


Same rofl...
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#15
Well, there's always a sense of happiness knowing that while you're not directly receiving pleasure, you're making your partner feel good. Which is really the point of a relationship.
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#16
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...but does anyone else find oral sex kind of disgusting?






pits answer.....

gtfo


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#17
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It's like no-handed fapping of course...


Fapping... with NO HANDS?! That must be good !
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#18
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Depends on the chick really, its not like I don't like it...just when I watch porn I want some action!!!
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#22
it feels damn good giving/receiving. why else?
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#23
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well ,most ppl do it and girls seem to like it so...


All girls I know including me either don't like it or hate it.

it's not exactly an enjoyable thing, we do it for your benefit.
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#24
I don't like receiving oral but the girls who I go with like the oral I give so it's a win lose situation.....but think of it like this, if you go down on her it shows your not just interested in yourself
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#25
ok, right now, im in my studio eating cold curry with pieces of old pizza in it... at this moment in time the thought of oral sex is pretty nasty...

HOWEVER, once it starts happening it gets good. like, im nastied-out by the idea until im well horny lol. and also, oral in most cases i've found is quite a bit better than sex-sex. it just feels nicer lol. well, if theyre good at it. and as you get better at eating out, it gets more fun to do because you get a better - ie, louder - response.

basically what im saying is, until she's actually sucking you off, i wouldnt worry about it.


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Quote by OddOneOut

All girls I know including me either don't like it or hate it.

it's not exactly an enjoyable thing, we do it for your benefit.


but youre from essex? :P

(sorry, couldnt resist )
#26
Its done to please the reciever of the BJ, not to please the giver of the BJ. It all about making the other person happy.

I presume.
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#27
o.k first base kissing
2nd base breasts
3rd base touching and or oral

and 4 the record its not as bad as u think,my girlfriend says tht it doesn't really taste bad its actually quite exiting cos she enjoy's making me horny

its like what do we get out of fingerin a girl nuthin but personally i still like 2 do it

oh and d/w bout being 17 and unexperienced i'm 17 and its,im my experience ,about even beetween people who neva had g.f than tho's that do half my friend like you and some like you but got g.f lol
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#28
I am like....addicted to blowjobs, they're like....amazing for me, if a girl knows how to do it right (like a friend of mine does)....Oh man...you're in for a good ****ing treat.
#29
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I don't like receiving oral but the girls who I go with like the oral I give so it's a win lose situation.....but think of it like this, if you go down on her it shows your not just interested in yourself

Sorry, what do you mean by "go down on her"?
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oh and d/w bout being 17 and unexperienced i'm 17 and its,im my experience ,about even beetween people who neva had g.f than tho's that do half my friend like you and some like you but got g.f lol

...what?

I was just mentioning that I've never done it, so people don't ask. I wasn't suggesting that I feel 'behind' or something.
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#30
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Well, there's always a sense of happiness knowing that while you're not directly receiving pleasure, you're making your partner feel good. Which is really the point of a relationship.

For women anyway...

Seriously though Dinky is right. It's just an intimate act that's safe. Plus if you feel THAT bad you can buy flavored condoms that are made for just that situation.

I always figured third was handjob+fingering though since oral seems like a huge jump and is really close to home base.
#31
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I dunno I always skip the bj scenes in pr0n cause I think they're boring

i agree, in porn they're boring but in real life they're ****ing awesome
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#34
not many women actually enjoy doing it (i do know some women that do actually love it) but they do it to see the joy you get from it. and its just fun. should always go down on her though, its my favourite thing to do
#35
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Sorry, what do you mean by "go down on her"?


Muff dive? Drink from the fury cup? No?

He means the act of the ladies vagina being licked.
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#36
Yeah it is a big giving and receiving thing. And it feels incredible. But you know, just make sure everything is clean down there and there is no need to be disgusted.
#38
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some girls get very turned on from giving.... could be the pheromones... not sure... or it could be for other reason...


My friend Nicole always gets turned on by giving blowjobs...its a win win situation
#40
Quote by sashki
Sorry, what do you mean by "go down on her"?

...what?

I was just mentioning that I've never done it, so people don't ask. I wasn't suggesting that I feel 'behind' or something.


my mistake i apolagise for bein whatsa word.. condasending


how bout a quickie in the janitor's cuboard i make it up for you......
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