#2
I once forgot to use the searchbar....

Boy was I red!

All of UG saw that coming.
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#6
searchbar.
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#9
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that's gonna be bannable in like 4 hours. it's practically a meme.
#10
parents walked into my room and found me laying in bed naked with my girlfriend that they hadnt met!! (i don't live with them, they decided to pay a surprise visit)
#11
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Unwanted boners in school... ... yeah.



I hate that. In gym...with those lose shorts...
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#12
used the search bar, there are some like most embarrassing diarrhea moment, but not this.
#13
One time I yelled at a deaf kid.

I was watching a movie or something, the kid walked in the room and moved in front of the screen, so I just casually said "Hey... hey you!". He didn't seem to notice, so I raised my voice. "HEY! MOVE AWAY FROM THE SCREEN, JACKASS!" There were two other people watching the movie with me, and one of them taps me on the shoulder and says, "Dude, you know he's deaf, right?". I felt pretty stupid.

Another time, I was biking from my house to go downtown, and I was just about to go down a huge hill when I saw a friend of mine biking in the distance. He waved to me, and I waved back... only to lose my balance and get thrown off of my bike. I landed hard and tumbled down the hill, bike following. I looked at myself, and I was a bloody mess. On one of my elbows, the flesh was completely stripped, and I could see tissue and bone. I just got up and walked back home.
#14
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that's gonna be bannable in like 4 hours. it's practically a meme.

yepp..
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#15
I once asked a girl out and she told me she was a lesbian.....-_-
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#16
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I once asked a girl out and she told me she was a lesbian.....-_-

An ex girlfriend of mine wanted me to break up with her, so she wouldn't feel guilty, so she told me she was a lesbian, i just laughed at her and told her not to be stupid.
Strangely enuff, a yr or so later, she actually started dating a girl!! then got pregnant from some douche-bag...
#17
Quote by Mangler_666
An ex girlfriend of mine wanted me to break up with her, so she wouldn't feel guilty, so she told me she was a lesbian, i just laughed at her and told her not to be stupid.
Strangely enuff, a yr or so later, she actually started dating a girl!! then got pregnant from some douche-bag...


Wow..
Thats some painful irony....=/
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#18
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that's gonna be bannable in like 4 hours. it's practically a meme.



its so close to teh mudkips.
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#19
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Wow..
Thats some painful irony....=/

i wouldn't say it was painful... she was a basket case... LOL
she dated a friend of mine before me (i didn't know they dated until after) and it turned out that she told him that she was a lesbian as well, so he broke up with her...

EDIT: Wow!! that part of my life sounds really fukk'd up when i read back on it!!
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#20
Quote by Mangler_666
i wouldn't say it was painful... she was a basket case... LOL
she dated a friend of mine before me (i didn't know they dated until after) and it turned out that she told him that she was a lesbian as well, so he broke up with her...


lol maybe her telling everyone she was a lesbian actually turned her into one. =P
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#21
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lol maybe her telling everyone she was a lesbian actually turned her into one. =P

hahaha, yeah maybe!! either way, i have no regrets, she was HOT!!! lol
but she was crazy!!
#22
I used my mom's scissors once to trim my pubes because I couldn't find mine. Once I was done I washed em off, I THOUGHT. About two weeks later the whole family was watching tv and she came in and was like, "Wes were you using my scissors to cut your ****ing pubic hair?"

Dad: "Oh Wes, god damn"

I guess I left a little strand down where the scissors meet.

*facepalm

/true story
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#23
Quote by stinger12345
I used my mom's scissors once to trim my pubes because I couldn't find mine. Once I was done I washed em off, I THOUGHT. About two weeks later the whole family was watching tv and she came in and was like, "Wes were you using my scissors to cut your ****ing pubic hair?"

Dad: "Oh Wes, god damn"

I guess I left a little strand down where the scissors meet.

*facepalm

/true story



....


haha
#24
Quote by stinger12345
I used my mom's scissors once to trim my pubes because I couldn't find mine. Once I was done I washed em off, I THOUGHT. About two weeks later the whole family was watching tv and she came in and was like, "Wes were you using my scissors to cut your ****ing pubic hair?"

Dad: "Oh Wes, god damn"

I guess I left a little strand down where the scissors meet.

*facepalm

/true story


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