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#1
Alright, so i just sent an online job application to McDonalds.

Crew

Hours: Flexible

Pay: $6.85 & up

Description: We are looking for friendly and enthusiastic people who can deliver excellent customer service with a smile. We will teach you everything else you need to know.

Benefits: Medical Insurance, 401k Plan, Stock Purchase Plan, Paid Vacation Time, Employee Meal Discount, Uniforms Provided and Unlimited Opportunity for Growth!

Is this a good wage for my age? I'm 14, and i've did lawn work for this lady, and i am also giving guitar lessons .

Anyone else ever worked at mcdonalds? Is it good?
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#4
Yeah, ask this guy.
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#6
I don't think you can work in fast food until you're 16.

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's what I've saw.
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#7
$6.85 seems a bit low, its only about 3 pound something, but then again, im 17. but, imo, dont go for the job, i may be desperate for a job, but i have some mild standards. i would never work for mcdonalds.
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#8
ya, just dont steal apple juice.

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did I jump in too fast?
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i immediately thought of that thread upon reading the title

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#11
Dude 6.85? that sounds hella low. In ontario minimum wage is like 8.75$, but anywase, **** Mcdonalds go work at a like grocery store: almost as easy to get hired, same pay, **** load cleaner.
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#13
Dude, I don't see how it would be even possible.
I applied at Mac D's and I'm 16.
And if you get the job, prepare to clean and be at the register, cause thats all they allow you to do if you're under 18.
#14
Hahhaaha. During one of my Careers classes, we had people present to us and they handed out McDonalds Application forms. I filled mine out with Chuck Norris and Mudkips and various other random things. good times


anyways, dont work there, if theyre not paying you at least $8.00, your getting ripped off
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Is this a good wage for my age? I'm 14, and i've did lawn work for this lady, and i am also giving guitar lessons .

judging from your outstanding english abilities i may say that mcdonalds may be the right place for you.
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#16
Hell, I say go for it. Just because you work at McDonald's to make a little extra cash doesn't mean you'll end up working there for the rest of your life. Sheesh.

By the way, I think to work as a fourteen year old you need a worker's permit.
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#19
yeah i know its now the best job ever, but i'm 14 and there really isn't much else in my city that you could really do, and its really ****ing hard to find some job on craigslist even though the last job i got 10$ per hour
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#20
"Uniforms Provided and Unlimited Opportunity for Growth!"...


Uh, are they still taking about the uniform?... 'cause I'm pretty sure if you started eating the food, you'd need that opportunity for growth...
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judging from your outstanding english abilities i may say that mcdonalds may be the right place for you.

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#23
first off, because ur so young u wont be working full time and wont be getting ANY of those benefits. and what country is this?? minimum wage in US $7.15. but if ur willing to suck up a ****ty job for some cash, more power to u, but as stated, u are probably too young.
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#24
I went to Yahoo! Answers to see how much a store manager can make at McDonalds a year...

The best answer

"I'm guessing the managers make a 3 small fries and a large vanilla shake an hour."
Statistics can be used to prove anything.

14% of people know that.
#27
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny.

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

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i immediately thought of that thread upon reading the title

and TS, dont do it


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#29
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This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny.

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

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#30
No, don't bother. I applied to a McDonald's when I was 14, and I was told by the son of the manager that it was pretty unlikely that they would hire someone at that age.

Also, $6.85 is a miserable minimum wage. At least I hope it's the minimum wage.

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but anywase, **** Mcdonalds go work at a like grocery store: almost as easy to get hired, same pay, **** load cleaner.


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I second the grocery store idea. Everyone I know who works at grocery stores says it's reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaallllllly easy.
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#32
Dont work at MCDonalds. Its horrible. Work at a BK, they treat their employees better, and they got better food.
MCDonalds is brainwashing for the masses. They make fat kids even fatter, and BK contains more protien (Generally) in their burgers.
#33
I worked there for a while. I got all the hours I needed and for a while it was a lot of fun. We had a lot of people leave recently, so things got a lot less fun, and if you read my recent thread, I got fired

For the most part it was a pretty good job. The only problem for me was gas because it was a 40 mile round trip every day.
#34
The unlimited oppurtunity for growth part is true. But only if you're really good.
My uncle retired this year after working for McDonalds. It was his only job, and he made the very best out of it. He retired at the age of 48 years old, with a ridiculous amount of money saved. He was the regional vice president for the east coast, and he declined to move further up in the company for fear of moving his family again.
My uncle is just a positive worker who sticks his mind to a task and doesn't leave until he's done. He also made the breakfast burrito.
#35
I worked there. Worst ****ing job. Don't do it.
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#36
I've been working at Mcdonalds for about 9 months.
i'm 15 turning 16.

and it's not bad.
i'm getting paid about $9.38 which will go up to around $10 when i've worked there a year.
it's my first job and hey.
you gotta start somewhere.

my Guitar Fund is a big inspiration for working there.

there also putting me through some certifique in food/retail operations.

I don't plan on working there forever as well.
#37
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$6.85 for working at McDonald's? GO FOR IT, my first job was $5.75 and I was older.

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#38
Dude... I work there... IT SUCKS BALLS. It could be worse... but holy ****. I applied online as well for a store that hadn't been built yet. I was suprised to receive a phone call a few days later. Its money... but the work kinda sucks balls. Go for it if you have no other options... But I'd kill to work somewhere like a grocery store or clothes store.
#39
That's horrible pay.
I work 2 jobs, one at a golf course where I get $11/hour. and one at a fancy resturaunt where I make $12 plus tips. Which comes out to about $15-18 an hour, depending on how busy it is the night I work.

Plus you don't get people bitching at your for how bad the food is.
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#40
Heh, Minimum wage in Massachusetts is 8 Dollars.

Don't work at Mickey D's. GO to K*Mart or something.
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