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#1
I've done some weird things while asleep, once (when i was younger and wore pajamas to bed) i woke up with everything on backwards.

But just this weekend i've done the weirdest thing i've ever done. I had a conversation with my girlfriend while asleep. It wouldnt be as weird if she was actually there, but she wasnt. This was over the phone. Apparently she called me and we talked for about 6 minutes, and she thought i was drunk because i was talking jibberish.

I was completely sober, but i dont remember hearing, answering, or talking on the phone with her. Actually, when she mentioned it, i remembered her asking if i was drunk only because it seemed like it was part of my dream. Usually my dreams are frustrating (can't run, can't punch, can't breath, etc.) and this is how the conversation was, i couldnt explain things. She said i sounded frustrated when i was trying to explain that i wasnt drunk but just "sad because i tried to call you" (when i didnt really that night). I was also whining about how she never wants to talk to me (even though she never wants to stop talking to me) and a bunch of other stuff. Everything surrounding that one phone call is so weird to me now.

Has anyone else done weird things like this while asleep?
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#3
i speak Spanish apparently.....


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#4
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#7
I grind my teeth. and mutter. my friend sleepwalks...

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I dream about teh mudkipz sometimes
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#13
one time when i was younger i wound up outside naked one my front lawn with my hand on my ****
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#15
I talk to people on the phone when I'm asleep all the time.

I check my call log every morning to make sure, cause I turned down a job once while asleep.
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#16
I speak in latin occasionally (just the phrase carpe diem ad infinitum) I doubt its actually correct though, I also ALWAYS take my socks off if I'm wearing any.

Occasionally I strip, and sometimes I move from my be to the couch.
#17
I have had conversations with a friend in my bed in our sleep, because they've woken up during our 'conversation'


Other than that, I must wriggle a lot sometimes because I manage to completely fuck up the duvet.
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#18
one time i woke up backwards in my bed.
the sheets were untucked at the foot, where my head now was and were tucked in at the head of the bed where one would normally sleep
dont even ask me how i did that while sleeping, i dont know...

another time i woke up and was standing in the middle of the bathroom.
i had no idea where i was
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#20
according to my mom
i grab my guitar and start doing improv.
sleepwalk
sleeptalk

and thats about it
#22
i told my gf at the time to **** off and go do the dishes

i have a dishwasher
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#23
A friend of mine got super stoned and went to bed, and woke up with his clothes on in the shower. He said he felt like he didn't sleep at all that night.
#24
I dream the whole next day sometimes, waking up thinking its real, giving out to people for what they'd "done", apologising for what i "did", and one time.....trying to convince someone their dead dad wasnt dead at all, i'd just been talking to him and we went to the shop together, he only pretended to die to get away from them. (you can guess that I realised it was a dream PRETTY QUICKLY after saying that...)
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#28
my family has said that I bang my head against the wall sometimes. and the other day my friend came over and woke me up and I didn't have my underwear on anymore and my ass was hanging out of the covers... I don't remember taking my underwear off. he said that was the hairiest ass he'd ever seen lol

I've woke up other times with my underwear off too... and I couldn't find them! luckily the other day when it happened at least they were still around one ankle.
#29
apparently the sound of me clearing my throat has been compared to the sound of a wilderbeast in heat. my friends are afraind to sleep over anymore
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#30
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everyday i wake up and sheets are off my bed. it sucks.


That's probably an ongoing practical joke :P.

i talk in my sleep.

I have JEdi dreams, where I'm... uh... Jedi yo. and I has force powers. It's so fun :p. Apparently, one time, I actually did a frontflip off my bed in my sleep o.o

sometimes, I "wake up" to go to the bathroom then go back to sleep, but I can't remember a thing in the morning.

one time I woke up in my sisters bed which is on the complete opposite side of the house. no dirty thoughts! she was gone
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#32
I talk in my sleep pretty regularly. I don't think I ever do anything else interesting in my sleep.
#33
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#36
This one time at summer camp I was talking and yelling in my sleep and it woke up my hole cabine and they started talking to me. We based our hole cabine skit about that night.

Good times.
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#39
i don't do anything in my sleep. i have beeen meaning to buy a supplement i heard about: gincobelova is how you spell it i beleive. it is supposed to help memory but my friend told me that he can remember everybit of all his dreams which he has everynight now. i have very cool dreams and i want to try it.
#40
I also used to fall asleep in some classes, and i woud get (what i called it) sleeping tourettes. I would twitch alot in my seat, and every time, EVERY time, right before i'd wake up, i'd grunt, yell, or just let out one loud "HA." That taught me not to sleep in class, i hate when everyone stares at me.
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