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so one of the suitemates that i share my apartment with has been squirting me all night with his damn squirt gun. now i'm hunkered in my room cause he squirts me every time i even peak my head out. i really need some good ideas to get him back with, seeing as i don't have a squirt gun. help, pit!
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#2
got a steak knife?
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so one of the suitemates that i share my apartment with has been squirting me all night with his damn squirt gun. now i'm hunkered in my room cause he squirts me every time i even peak my head out. i really need some good ideas to get him back with, seeing as i don't have a squirt gun. help, pit!


You do.

Trust me.
#5
Are you sure it's a squirt gun and not something else?

Edit: fixed
Quote by uffan526
so one of the suitemates that i share my apartment with has been squirting me all night with his damn penis. now i'm hunkered in my room cause he squirts me every time i even peak my head out. i really need some good ideas to get him back with, seeing as i don't have a penis. help, pit!
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#7
What did he squirt you with?
I bet it was cum and squirt gun is a slaying term for penis.
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#9
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You do.

Trust me.


just wat i was about to say.

so...cum on him
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#12
real gun
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#13
Take his squirt gun and fill it with your own ammo.

Something like this should work.
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#14
Just forget about it. Get off UG and masturbate furiously
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#17
Stop being a pussy and beat his ass.
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#18
piss in his shoes...or better yet...cum in his shoes
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Stop being a pussy and beat his ass.


i second that
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#22
Just walk up and punch him in the head.
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#23
call his mom to punish him,
or call your mom to cry about your present situation
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#24
uhh, throw his mother out of the window until she says "i give in"
#25
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wait till he goes to bed, then when he's asleep, dump a bucket of water on him




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#28
Call his cell phone and tell him to remove his pants. While doing this, go into your closet and pull out the boxing glove you left there yesterday. You will only need the one for your strong hand.
Open the door and call him a stupid name that will distract him, then run up to him and sack him for all of your life.

Instant revenge.
#30
Imma use my new favourite quote to help you:
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This shirt.
60% of the time it works every time.
#31
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Take his squirt gun and fill it with your own ammo.

Something like this should work.

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#32
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Call his cell phone and tell him to remove his pants. While doing this, go into your closet and pull out the boxing glove you left there yesterday. You will only need the one for your strong hand.
Open the door and call him a stupid name that will distract him, then run up to him and sack him for all of your life.

Instant revenge.


i almost puked loling to that
#33
Does he smoke?

If yes, get a squirt gun, or steal his, and fill it with lighter fluid.
Revenge away.
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#34
This is the best prank ever, fill something with cold water, dump it full of ice, and put it in your freezer, making sure to stir it occasionally so it doesn't freeze, now dump some salt in it (this will keep itr from freezing) and wait. A while. You now have water that is colder than ice.Take out water and dump on roommate while he sleeps, you have a good chance of this guy waking up to the sound of himself gasping for air, and then crying. I don't know why, but your subconscious is a pussy and will very likely cry to the sheer shock of near 0 dgree water on your face.

Have fun.
#35
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Take his squirt gun and fill it with your own ammo.

Something like this should work.


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#37
Suffocate him by forcing his head (not a pen0r) into your massive vagina and don't let him breathe.
Get a Carvin. Do it.
#38
If it were me, I'd hit him with something heavy, throw him out of the room, lock the door and then call security and complain about the "weird drunk who followed you back to your flat" but then I'm an asshole.

An alternative is to tell him if he wants sex he just has to ask.
#39
Walk out naked with a sock around your dick. He'll be so surprised he won't shoot you. Then rape him. Hard. With melted butter as lube.
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