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#1
More specifically, a dove?

That's what happened to me this morning. I got up out of bed and stood on a dead bird. Just a regular day for me.


Pictures are up. They were done on phone's camera, as that's the only working camera I have atm.

Enjoy!
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Last edited by Ezuma at Jul 7, 2008,
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Edit: Cooked.
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#8
Fourth of july i was with my family and my sister laid on a dead bird... She sat down and didnt notice and it and yea...


...I thought it was funny
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#10
Apparently your mom just decided to leave your breakfast on your bedroom floor.
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#11
uh...huh....


I think you should probably move or something if thats a normal occurance.

just a thought.
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#12
one time a robin just flew straight into a window on my house. it died
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#13
cat?
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I think you should probably move or something if thats a normal occurance.

Or just close the doors and windows?
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#15
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uh...huh....


I think you should probably move or something if thats a normal occurance.

just a thought.

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cat?


Well, I'm assuming it was my cat... but he hasn't done anything like that, well EVER. He used to bring birds to the back door/front door regularly but would always get told off, so he just stopped altogether.

I'm moving in a few weeks anyway, coincidence?
#16
thats really random... but I bet I will be checking where I step when I wake up in the morning

#18
stop being such a pussy
be a man and eat it
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#21
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do you have a cat?

sometimes they like to give you a little "present"

Yeah, I have a cat. He used to drop birds off all the time at my back/front door, but he soon realised I didn't appreciate it and changed to bringing mice and rats inside the house.

He stopped doing it after a while, as well (giving them to me, I mean), so it makes it more weird he's brought it inside.
#22
Pics or it didn't happen.
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#24
definitely a present from your kitty,

mine used to bring me tree snakes and funny little finches and once a spotted dove... he was a ninja, a gray ninja, but then he was getting some sun on the road and...and... *sob*... well I'm sure you can figure out what happened next.

Still, weird that you stood on it, I would have ground it up and had it on toast...
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#26
I read the title as 'How would you enjoy wanking to a dead bird on your bedroom floor?'
#27
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one time a robin just flew straight into a window on my house. it died


I haven't laughed so hard in weeks.


*sigh*
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#29
Awww, it has your eyes. But anyway, is it just me or do I smell a BBQ?
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Pics are up. First post.


Your the first person to fulfill my wish of pics or it didn't happen.

I commend you.

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#38
i wouldn't enjoy it at all, unfortunately.
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#40
a long time ago my mom woke up and found a dead rabbit in her room. the weird part was that it was only half a rabbit. it was cut cleanly in half. we have cats but i dont know how that could have happened.
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