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#1
Post what you use as curse words instead of saying real curse words.
Ex:
My dad says "mother scratcher" instead of mother f*cker.
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#3
Those piss me off more than.. well a lot of things. If you dislike swearing so much don't set up a situation in which to swear.
Example: Man stubs toe.

"MOTHER...."

No, because if you really wanted to avoid swearing you'd have to substitute something ridiculous there, like trucker or something equally ludicrous. Just say ouch.
#4
I don't use cursing substitutes. I either say exactly what I mean or nothing at all. People who use these usually come across as a suburban house wife.
#7
My dad says (instead of mother f*cker) "MAGGUM FRAGGUM!!"

Me, I say frag instead of f*ck (in front of like parents and stuff..... meh)
But if "f*ck" slips out, I say the latin "FACtus..."
But thats about it, otherwise I end up yelling out obsenities(sp?) in front of everyone
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#8
you son of a biscuit


sounds good when you say it out loud
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#9
Motherfer = MOTHER FATHER.
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#13
i dont substitute them. I use the real thing. But my friend Juan is really religious so instead of saying "God Dammit!" he'll say "Dag Nabbitt" like they do in cartoons. It never fails to crack me up.


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#14
when in front of my family I say monkey fapper instead of mother ****er.... I don't think they know what fap means
#15
i use fuck instead of mom

am i doing this right????
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#16
If saying a cuss word is "wrong", then how is saying a different word that sounds just like it and is being used to the convey the same meaning any better?
#18
why bother? Saying something that means the same as a swear is the exact smae as swearing. A*shole!
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#22
i say mother****er instead of mother****er, **** instead of ****, **** instead of ****, bitch instead of bitch....i think you get the picture.
#23
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i use fuck instead of mom

am i doing this right????



I use your mom instead of mine.
#25
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Oh and my dad also says "Judas Priest!" instead of "Jesus Christ!"


woah that's crazy.
my dad does the same thing.
#26
Quote by rebelmidget
in Utah they say "Oh my heck" a lot

crazy Mormons.
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#27
Step one, instead ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole
Step two, instead of **** say poo as in bull poo,
poo head and this poo is cold
Step three, with bitch drop the T cause "bich" is latin for generosity
Step four, don't say **** anymore,
cause **** is the worst word that you can say.
So Just use the word "mmmkay
#29
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#30
Quote by Showtime1990
Step one, instead ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole
Step two, instead of **** say poo as in bull poo,
poo head and this poo is cold
Step three, with bitch drop the T cause "bich" is latin for generosity
Step four, don't say **** anymore,
cause **** is the worst word that you can say.
So Just use the word "mmmkay

What is the end product of these instructions?
#33
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#34
Quote by rebelmidget
in Utah they say "Oh my heck" a lot



lol mormons.

they crack me up.

but seriously if you are going to express pain/anger/aggravation in any other way than saying you are... just say the cuss word.


my favorite combo of words is:

jesus titty ****in christ **** face.


yeah.
#37
My mom really dislikes swears, and she's a nice lady and makes me breakfast sometimes so I tend to feel really awkward saying them around her.

I end up yelling, "Son of a Gun!" a lot.
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#38
Son of a biscuit eating bulldog!!

What the french toast?


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#39
Not really. I say what I want normally, I just watch my language when I need to. However, there is one exception: If I've just watched Battlestar Galactica, then I tend to use "Frak" a lot more in standard conversation.
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#40
Quote by Showtime1990
Step one, instead ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole
Step two, instead of **** say poo as in bull poo,
poo head and this poo is cold
Step three, with bitch drop the T cause "bich" is latin for generosity
Step four, don't say **** anymore,
cause **** is the worst word that you can say.
So Just use the word "mmmkay

This=Win

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