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#5
Do you understand that something awful is a comedy site and the your band sucks column derives it's comedy from pissing people (most of whom take their favorite music too seriously) off?
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#6
Quote by civildp1
Do you understand that something awful is a comedy site and the your band sucks column derives it's comedy from pissing people (most of whom take their favorite music too seriously) off?


Yeah I frequent that site often for the Rom Pit, the number of ridiculously stupid games is immense. And because of some of the textfiles lol. Just wanted UG's opinion

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#7
Nice avatar. Where did you get the idea???!!!
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#8
Quote by Pauldapro
Yeah I frequent that site often for the Rom Pit, the number of ridiculously stupid games is immense. And because of some of the textfiles lol. Just wanted UG's opinion



Ok good. Just FYI, UG is gonna freak out and take it way too seriously. That's what they've done ever other time someone posts a SA link.
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#9
The amount of estrogen this guy exhumes is mindblowing. I can feel my testicles shrink as I read.

I must not be listening to enough metal.
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#10
is he really a doctor, or is that just for ****s and giggles too?
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#12
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Ok good. Just FYI, UG is gonna freak out and take it way too seriously. That's what they've done ever other time someone posts a SA link.



Sorry if it looked like I tried to cause a flame war But it looks like people are taking it well as a joke.

To BleedDeathMetal: I searched google for randy rhoads under the category "small pictures" and found this. I'll change it for another one dude.

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#13


That cracked me up.. If it weren't a joke column intended for the lulz but a real statement I would've been pissed off but this is just lol... haha
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#15
"you’re an immature halfwit who thinks that offending people is the same as making a point."

i lol at the irony
but seriously, i agree with him in certain senses
like metal aesthetics are hilarious
actually most of metal is hilarious
#16
thats the same ****er who did articles on coheed and cambria and radiohead, both 2 of my favorite bands. hes unbelievably ignorant.
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#17
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#18
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Nice avatar. Where did you get the idea???!!!


you're not the first person to use that avatar you know

anyway, that article is full of biased nonsense. its a pity that some people actually think that way.
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#19
"Bluesy hard-rock protometal like Zeppelin or Aerosmith is not what I’m talking about; that sucks for overlapping but nonidentical reasons."

he insults our gods. i'd say it's our responsibility to find out what he loves most and take it away from him.

bahahahahhahaah this guy isnt serious right? he likes hair metal but hates heavy metal? jesus christ. when he (and i use that gender attribution lightly) was born did the doctor forget to check him for a vagina?
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#20
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you're not the first person to use that avatar you know

anyway, that article is full of biased nonsense. its a pity that some people actually think that way.



I love your avatar though. Beavis and Butthead ftw, buttmunsch!

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#21
when this guy kicks, im pissing on his grave.


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#22
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I love your avatar though. Beavis and Butthead ftw, buttmunsch!


take it if you like it for all i care
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#23
Quote by BleedDeathMetal
Nice avatar. Where did you get the idea???!!!

If you want a unique avatar maybe you should go past the first picture that comes up when you google a popular guitarist.

I didn't bother to click on the link once I saw it was from somethingawful...
#24
I've read that whole "your band sucks" series, and laughed my ass off the whole way through. Especially in the subgenre one for what he says about Industrial.
#26
Quote by Waff
Anyone that thinks this guy is serious is a fool. He's clearly trolling. I also applaud him for it, because I'm sure it's pissed off many people. He probably likes some metal, as well.



except for the fact that his writing lacks the humor necessary to actually be funny. everything about his writing is annoying.
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#27
Quote by synpet713192
I've read that whole "your band sucks" series, and laughed my ass off the whole way through. Especially in the subgenre one for what he says about Industrial.


Can I get the link to the industrial one? Its actually kinda funny stuff XD.
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#28
Quote by Waff
Anyone that thinks this guy is serious is a fool. He's clearly trolling. I also applaud him for it, because I'm sure it's pissed off many people. He probably likes some metal, as well.




Well he definitely likes hair metal so yup

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#31
hes being a ignorant bastard. seriously, hes talking as if hes leet and can talk down to every genre, well i would like to see him play guitar or try to make metal that is some what decent. i hate guys that always talk shti about genres like that, they diss the people in it and then diss the genre. wtf that doesnt make any sense, why should he care what other peopel are listning too
#32
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hes being a ignorant bastard. seriously, hes talking as if hes leet and can talk down to every genre, well i would like to see him play guitar or try to make metal that is some what decent. i hate guys that always talk shti about genres like that, they diss the people in it and then diss the genre. wtf that doesnt make any sense, why should he care what other peopel are listning too


I bet you my left testicle that hes doing it Strictly tongue in cheek.
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#36
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Your Band Sucks is one of the greatest things on the internet

Anyone who feels annoyed or offended by it is an idiot


meh he's just another pathetic maddox inspired blogger.
#37
^ Yeah the A7X reader mail was phenomenal.


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hes being a ignorant bastard. seriously, hes talking as if hes leet and can talk down to every genre, well i would like to see him play guitar or try to make metal that is some what decent. i hate guys that always talk shti about genres like that, they diss the people in it and then diss the genre. wtf that doesnt make any sense, why should he care what other peopel are listning too



...And The Pit proves my prediction to be true.
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#39
Quote by Waff
Anyone that thinks this guy is serious is a fool. He's clearly trolling. I also applaud him for it, because I'm sure it's pissed off many people. He probably likes some metal, as well.



I have to say, it's the best trolling I've seen in a long time.

x2

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This guy is reminding me too much of Maddox, except he's not as creative/clever/humorous.


wat
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#40
At first I thought he was serious. I actually thought the ****ing asshat was serious. Lulz, shows wat I know.
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