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Entropy
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#1
I was just thinking about this a few minutes ago... What would happen if you were to die, and no one in your family could pay for a funeral? Or what if you died and the police or whoever it is that takes care of dead bodies, couldn't find any relatives? What do they do with the body?
AlucardZero
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Science? Cremation in a fire place?
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Entropy
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Yeah, but where's "there"? In the morgue? In the street? In a dumpster?
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if you died and no one had any money for a funeral i think the town pays for it.....good thing our taxes go towards good stuff right?!?!?!?!
i think they should just like throw the body into a river or something....lol jk
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donate it to science
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I think they just creamate you at the morgue, or thats what I would think. I'm sure it happens alot, homeless people, John Does, etc
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family has to store it in their own freezer until they can pay
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Well you'd remain in the state's morgue/mortuary until the hospital or coroner approved of a cremation..

The families are given some time to pick up the body from the morgue, when they don't then they gotta clear the spaces for fresh meat.
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They give it to cannibals
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Yeah, but where's "there"? In the morgue? In the street? In a dumpster?


Depends on if you died in a morgue, a street, or a dumpster.
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#19
You get dressed in funny clothes (clown, etc.) until the police lose interest, and then you are at the comedic mercy of the morgue
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life insurance, if you cant cover tha charges most places the standard is cremation. if you are a city or govmint employee you get a state funeral.

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#22
why do funerals cost so dang much anyways? its ridiculous. all you do is put a body in a hole, i could do that for 40 bucks. enough wood for a casket and some nails, a place to put it...
mohawkkidJohn
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i know funerals are crazy expensive they are generally upwards of $6k. it is imo because you have to pay for the land where you are burried

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I know when I die I'm going to donate all of my organs and be buried on some family plot in a crappy casket. It'll save tons of money and maybe my kidneys saved someone's life.

That or I'll donate my body to science. ^_^
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no that is a choice just as organ donation is and the state cannot make that choice the person who died or the person with power of attourney are the only ones who can make that choice.

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This. My uncle works for the Australian department of aging, and he says his new policies are going to be to shoot the old people to solve the problem of the aging population, then feed them to the homeless.
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This. My uncle works for the Australian department of aging, and he says his new policies are going to be to shoot the old people to solve the problem of the aging population, then feed them to the homeless.



i dont believ that cause that would be a governmint ran genocide agianst the elderly.
i call bullshit

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they give you to collages and let kids put pencils up their asses



they send you to collages....
they send u to pieces of art consisting of many different picture thingies pasted together...
in a 3rd grade art class....
that's where they send u
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#33
Quote by mohawkkidJohn
no that is a choice just as organ donation is and the state cannot make that choice the person who died or the person with power of attourney are the only ones who can make that choice.

X2, your body will only be turned into a kadaber or however the hell you spell it or used for medical uses if you agree to donate your body to science.

The city/state morgue holds onto bodies until they're claimed for funerals or cremation. I believe cremation is the automatic if no one "picks you up".

EDIT: Ha, lamp shades. Texas Chainsaw Massacre reference?
Xunluckyx13
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i think they just like, stuff ur insides with hay, stick u in a corn field, and use u as a scare crow dont they?? at least, im kinda sure thts what happened to the guy in jeepers creepers..
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EDIT: Ha, lamp shades. Texas Chainsaw Massacre reference?


im actually pretty sure tht was a reference to joseph mengele... but i could be wrong.

EDIT: sry bout tht, i guess both were right..
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they send you to collages....
they send u to pieces of art consisting of many different picture thingies pasted together...
in a 3rd grade art class....
that's where they send u


hmm someone woke up with a long hair up their ass
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it could be both actually both did the same. i wonder why i know so much about corpses?

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no that is a choice just as organ donation is and the state cannot make that choice the person who died or the person with power of attourney are the only ones who can make that choice.


ok that sounds right

but thats making me wonder why do you have to pay them 1 dollor to let them take your organs? does it go to some kinda charity