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#1
there are like 15 kids that hang out by my house because my place is right next to a playground. and when i get off work or have a party or something their on their bikes in the middle of the road. today i honked and found a busted egg on my windshield. wtf should i do now?
#4
buy a motorcycle and run em all over with a real bike. that, or get a paintball gun and shoot em when you're in your car.
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#5
I saw some biker kid get pulled off by a cop the other day. I lol'ed hard. But yeah I dunno. Run them down?
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#10
follow them to their house with your car and do the following:

pop tires
get blowtorch and weld the brakes to the bike
throw rocks at house
throw houses at rock
throw egg at window
eat their dog/cat/pet
rip off the grass on their front lawn
paint their house
steal their mail
destroy their property
stomp on their flowers
piss on their doorstep
jizz all over their window
put explosives under doorstep carpet
take a dump all over their stomped flowers
ram your car into their garage
use golf club and smash cars in garage
paint the garage
place rotten meat inside garage
take out boombox with St. Anger cd and put it on fullblast

that'll teach those nosepickers. have fun!

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#11
Do you drive a lifted truck?
If so, run those bikes over.
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#12
i talk to one of their rents and his dad said to keep my f++kin car in the garage i said to keep his kid at home. i hate rents like that
#14
1. Get a $4000 sound system for your car
2. Buy/make a scythe
3. Place Scythe in car
4. Drive home
5. Next time you see kids, lower you window and play Taste my Scythe by Bodom through your new speakers...
6. ?????
7. Profit
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#15
do what the truck drivers do around here in PA
do some weird noise with it and push the gas pedal way down...they will move or it will be their asses
#17
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follow them to their house with your car and do the following:

pop tires
get blowtorch and weld the brakes to the bike
throw rocks at house
throw houses at rock
throw egg at window
eat their dog/cat/pet
rip off the grass on their front lawn
paint their house
steal their mail
destroy their property
stomp on their flowers
piss on their doorstep
jizz all over their window
put explosives under doorstep carpet
take a dump all over their stomped flowers
ram your car into their garage
use golf club and smash cars in garage
paint the garage
place rotten meat inside garage
take out boombox with St. Anger cd and put it on fullblast

that'll teach those nosepickers. have fun!


you forgot "kill their parents" and "nuke the whole flippin neighborhood"


also, TS, since they threw an egg at you, get a few dozen eggs, crack them all into a big bucket, no shells. you can wisk them all up so they're all yellow, then drive by and pour the eggs all over the kids!

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There are no boring scales, just boring guitarists.

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dude calebrocker, that first song on your list almost made me cry
11/10
you win my good sir

^ My For Mom cover

Check out my MP3s!!
#18
or you could be mature and sue them

EDIT:their parents smart ass
Last edited by deckerbastard69 at Jul 8, 2008,
#20
1. Get an SUV
2. Wait for them
3. Blast you some speed metal. 5.1 Surround Sound, heavy on the bass...
4. Make sure that someone will be getting mowed down.

An e-cookie to whomever gets the reference.
#23
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grab a pair of wire cutters and cut all of their brake lines with it.


This wins.
#24
Voodoo Fest 2008 <3

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#25
Well. All you need to do is get a group of friends. Invest some money into getting ski masks, Tactical Vests and some realistic Airsoft Guns.

And wait for them to do it again. If they do, drive up to them in the white van. Stop right in front of them like your not gonna do anything. Then burst out of the van. have all the guys in the back round the kids up and throw them in . I guarantee you it'd be the best revenge in the world. Their faces would be forever etched in your memory.

XD My friends and I did something like that as a practical joke. It was ****ing great, the man who shall not be named pissed him self : D
#26
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Hooch lol.


Hooch indeed. One e-cookie to you. I would post a picture of a cookie to emphasize that point, but that's a real cookie. I'm talking about an e-cookie.
#27
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you forgot "kill their parents" and "nuke the whole flippin neighborhood"


also, TS, since they threw an egg at you, get a few dozen eggs, crack them all into a big bucket, no shells. you can wisk them all up so they're all yellow, then drive by and pour the eggs all over the kids!




no put the eggs in a watergun or a hose and spray them
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#28
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grab a pair of wire cutters and cut all of their brake lines with it.


and then challenge them to a race down the steepest hill.

My favorite band is Tool.


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#29


But seriously, if you're that angry about an eggshell on your car, yell at them next time. It's not as though they did anything really bad.
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#30
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1. Get an SUV
2. Wait for them
3. Blast you some speed metal. 5.1 Surround Sound, heavy on the bass...
4. Make sure that someone will be getting mowed down.

An e-cookie to whomever gets the reference.

hooch is crazy...


And TS, just rick roll them next time you drive by.


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#31
Let this first one slide.
If it gets worse, start cracking skulls with the above.
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#32
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But seriously, if you're that angry about an eggshell on your car, yell at them next time. It's not as though they did anything really bad.


hmm its in the shape of a mushroom
#33
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buy a motorcycle and run em all over with a real bike. that, or get a paintball gun and shoot em when you're in your car.

Buy a gun and er, shoot them with a real gun?
Violence doesn't solve anything.
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#35
stick a pellet gun that looks like a real gun in your belt and lift your shirt next time you walk past.theyll ****t it
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#36
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buy a motorcycle and run em all over with a real bike. that, or get a paintball gun and shoot em when you're in your car.


This.
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#37
Easy. Don't slow down when you see them,speed up. If you hit them,say they pulled into the road and you couldn't stop in time.
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#38
Little bastards need an ass whooping. You could shoot them like that one old man...or you could sell them out to their parents.
#40
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buy a motorcycle and run em all over with a real bike. that, or get a paintball gun and shoot em when you're in your car.


This.


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or you could be mature and sue them

EDIT:their parents smart ass



Or this.


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1. Get a $4000 sound system for your car
2. Buy/make a scythe
3. Place Scythe in car
4. Drive home
5. Next time you see kids, lower you window and play Taste my Scythe by Bodom through your new speakers...
6. ?????
7. Profit



But I like this one the best
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