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#3
shut ur ****ing face uncle ****er

and

i wanna **** a dog
Sincerely,
Shitstirrer
#7
Kick-a-poo, f()ck her gently... actually anything by Tenacious D

Oh and if you rents are good on sutalty dont sing greenday lol
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Just hit all the strings at once, raping your e string and making retardly out of place pinch harmonics

oh wait, this isn't a slipknot concert..

FREEBIRD!


And the amish said let their be CHEESE...
#8
The only reason my parents would shudder if I sang MSI to them is because they are so unbelievably shit.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#9
none really. i sing really obscene stuff for my parents. they think it's funny.

one of my dad's favorite songs i play is "i love you" by andrew jackson jihad.

I like telling dirty jokes, and I like smoking crystal meth, but darling I love you.
And I like laughing at retards, and I like throwing rocks at dogs, but darling I love you.
I love you like the moon and stars, when little kids get hit by cars, girl you know its true. Darling, I love you.
I've been tryin' to move on, since you left, since you've been gone, but its so hard on me.
Talked to a girl in first hour, bought her a CD, bought her a flower, but she's a stupid cunt.
But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone. I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun.
I'll take a ***** with syphilis and gonorrhea too. But darling, I love you.

the only song they don't like is "RC's mom" which is funny to me. but it's about wife beating. so. yeah.
#DTWD
#10
I wanna **** a dog in the ass is something you probably shouldn't sing
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Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
#11
Superman - Superman

Or whatever that little turd calls himself. Cus your parents would be all "lol wtf? n00b.."
God and Country are an unbeatable team; they break all records for oppression and bloodshed.
#12
Rape me.

Its gonna rain when I die.

dirt "I want you to scrape me off the walls and go crazy like you made me."
#13
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i cum blood

was always gonna be 1st
^Note: Probably sarcastic
Gear
Schecter Blackjack C1-FR
Few Agile 8-strings
Ormsby Hypemachine 2014 otw!!

Carvin X-100B
axe-fx II

W.A musicians FTW
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Deep*Kick. You have destroyed every concept of life I've ever had.
#16
Waking the cadaver- Raped, pillaged and gut.


Raped, pillaged, and gutted
I could only imagine the fear in your mind
As my hands grab your throat from behind
No doubt
For this bitch
I'll use the pressure point choke out
Because when it comes to sluts
It's a good chance your gonna see my glock, before you see my ****

Dark room awakening, strapped to the table
The lights illuminate my instruments
My pickaxe, snubnose, the sawnoff, the meatcleaver, the chainsaw
You see what the **** im workin' with?
This isn't a dream bitch, to me, your nothing but a hole
So when i look you in the eyes, the only words I say is
I'm in full control

Horror when you see my face
You've seen the blotters in the newspapers, you know I'm famous
So bitch I'm gonna start this **** with a pickaxe to your anus
Blood pours; fountains from this *****
I look at my prick, and I know I'm craving more
I grasp my cleaver, my tool of dismemberment
hacking at your limbs, slipping in the blood on my floor
Jamming your severed arm into your rancid vaginal pore
I spew at the sight of the slashed and gaped asshole
Hyper-extented vaginal cavity fuels my urge to disembowel.
Removal of your mangled innards, forceful extraction from your busted anus.

Now that I'm done with this brutalized ****,
As I walk away, I spark up a freshly rolled blunt.
I left her there to die slow,
This is how I show zero respect for this busted ass hoe
#17
Quote by Tenacious D'er
dear penis by tenacious D


Not Tenacious D fool...

Anything by Cannibal Corpse.
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#18
BABY RAPER ~ GWAR
Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's ****~ Cannibal Corpse(my mom can't understand me though so it's not that bad)
I wanna be a Homosexual ~ Screeching Weasel
I'm in Love with a dead dog ~ GWAR
For some reason my mom really freaks out when I sing Pinch and Roll ~ The Aquabats but doesn't care at all when I sing Dairy Queen ~ The Dwarves I guess she finds alternative ways to scratch your junk more offensive than *****s...
#19
My Vagina
The sex offenders register.. personally, i don't even think they should be in school.
#20
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The only reason my parents would shudder if I sang MSI to them is because they are so unbelievably shit.


This, they sound like 8 bit mutants which've died and come back to tear my speaker cones apart, and not in a good way.
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My two pennies- theory. Learn it.
Skills. Get them.
Hair. Grow it to your ass.

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i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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Sorry, but because you listen to Tool doesn't mean you're intelligent.
#21
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This, they sound like 8 bit mutants which've died and come back to tear my speaker cones apart, and not in a good way.


They sound like a 12 year old with fruityloops and a school keyboard set to 'DJ' mode.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#22
Quote by rabidguitarist
The only reason my parents would shudder if I sang MSI to them is because they are so unbelievably shit.

#DTWD
#23
Quote by rabidguitarist
They sound like a 12 year old with fruityloops and a school keyboard set to 'DJ' mode.


Yes. Yes they do.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#24
Elton Motello - Jet Boy, Jet Girl
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Wiggy = legend.

Devil's Advocate
#26
Surfacing by Slipknot.
Classico by The 'D
So what by... i'm not sure who but metallica covered it...
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
੧_\\\

yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
#27
I could pick any random song on my playlist and there's as 60-40 chance that if my parents asked if I listened to it I'd deny it since lately my dad has been all super Christian and worried about the crap I listen to.
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#28
Quote by primusfan
none really. i sing really obscene stuff for my parents. they think it's funny.

one of my dad's favorite songs i play is "i love you" by andrew jackson jihad.

I like telling dirty jokes, and I like smoking crystal meth, but darling I love you.
And I like laughing at retards, and I like throwing rocks at dogs, but darling I love you.
I love you like the moon and stars, when little kids get hit by cars, girl you know its true. Darling, I love you.
I've been tryin' to move on, since you left, since you've been gone, but its so hard on me.
Talked to a girl in first hour, bought her a CD, bought her a flower, but she's a stupid cunt.
But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone. I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun.
I'll take a ***** with syphilis and gonorrhea too. But darling, I love you.

the only song they don't like is "RC's mom" which is funny to me. but it's about wife beating. so. yeah.


yeah maybe you and your parents should see a therapist....
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I farted in class once, but that's about as close i've got to a sexual experience in school.

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B2daR2daA2daD you win at life



DEAR GAWD!!!
#31
Just about anything by mindless self indulgence, and tenacious D.


This is the new sh*t.
BYOB.


And when I'm watching the pick of destiny movie and singing along when my parents are in, it's really hard to figure out when to stop sinigng for a f*ck. hahaha
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Everyone is trying a comeback now. Metallica, Smashing Pumpkins, Rage, and now bin Laden? Come on. Give it a rest..


haha
#32
'I Wanna **** Your Sister' - Goldie Lookin' Chain
Gear n Shizz:

Washburn X50 Pro
Epiphone Korina Explorer
Line 6 Flextone III 75w
#33
fuckin an animal by gwar
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Wow.

This is deep
.
Was the pun intended?
Actually no

E-married to Nikki82
#36
Animal (I fuck like a beast) - W.A.S.P

actually grandma caught my sister with singing that - loud...

it was hilarious
You like it
#37
A.D.I.D.A.S and Daddy by korn!

any cannibal corpse!

any black metal?!

hypocrisy, pain!

Murderdolls, wednesday 13.
#38
Quote by linus.d
Animal (I fuck like a beast) - W.A.S.P

actually grandma caught my sister with singing that - loud...

it was hilarious


no ****ing way!
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Wiggy = legend.

Devil's Advocate
#40
I know a guy who decided to sing Deicide - Death To Jesus to his mum.
Gear:
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
Ibanez GRG170DX
Peavey Vypyr 75
Fender Princeton 650 DSP w/ Celestion 80w speaker
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