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#1
Have any of you guys wished you were a girl just for like an hour to see what it would be like
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#3
yes. but that "to see what it's like" is just... masturbation
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#5
Yes. Who hasn't. But knowing my luck I'll get one whose on her period on that day. Hahahahaha
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#6
yes. curiosity is a basic human trait.
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#8
did he just try and end my thread
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#9
no, but I'm sure if i did, i would masturbate furiously with anything even slightly resembling a phallus.


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#10
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yes. but that "to see what it's like" is just... masturbation



what if you preferred being a girl? given that you were good looking, would you want to change back even if you enjoyed "seeing what its like" as a girl more than as a guy?
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#11
If I became a girl I'd go out n get meself laid probably.
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#12
Good point. Girls have better orgasms than us, so, maybe you'd want to stay a girl.
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#13
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what if you preferred being a girl? given that you were good looking, would you want to change back even if you enjoyed "seeing what its like" as a girl more than as a guy?


Then... I'd say you're in trouble.
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#15
i dont call it a 'day' unless that thought passes through my head
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#16
why do girls have better orgasms anyway haha
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#18
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why do girls have better orgasms anyway haha


Cos they've gotter be better at something .....
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#20
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Cos they've gotter be better at something .....

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#22
Just an hour?
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#24
yeah sometimes...as long as I was a good looking though.

I'd need about a week though. Examining breasts is a time consuming process
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#25
Lots, and lots of Lesbo sex.
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#26
I would probably take lots and lots of nude photographs of myself to use later. I would also do all the gay girl stuff that I can't possible get away with as a guy. I would masturbate. I would examine my body in every least detail.

Everybody wants the same stuff.
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#27
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yes. but that "to see what it's like" is just... masturbation


+1
#30
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#31
Yeah, I've always imagined what it would feel like to sprint without my boys bouncing all over the place and my shaft gathering all that wind resistance and slowing me down.
#32
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Lots, and lots of Lesbo sex.

lol win.
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#33
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Any guy who hasn't wanted to temporarily be a girl is obviously gay.



lmao
is it weird if i found this ironic?


and you all are crazy.
being a guy looks so much easier than being a girl.
#34
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Yeah, I've always imagined what it would feel like to sprint without my boys bouncing all over the place and my shaft gathering all that wind resistance and slowing me down.

But then you have breasts bouncing around when you run. If you're gifted, they may even slap you in the face.

Of course I've wished I could try being a girl though, every straight man has.
#36
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But then you have breasts bouncing around when you run. If you're gifted, they may even slap you in the face.

Of course I've wished I could try being a girl though, every straight man has.

I know that, but can you imagine what it must feel like to just run without being obstructed by your penis? It's such a huge part of my life, I can't imagine doing even the most mundane task without it.
#37
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I know that, but can you imagine what it must feel like to just run without being obstructed by your penis? It's such a huge part of my life, I can't imagine doing even the most mundane task without it.

It would change even the way you sit down or stand, I find it hard to imagine life without a penis.
#38
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It would change even the way you sit down or stand, I find it hard to imagine life without a penis.

Ya eh, I've never managed to cross my legs fully or for more then a quarter of a second cause it hurts the guy downstairs too much, but I've always thought it must be pretty damn comfortable seeing as every girl ever is always doing it.
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#39
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Ya eh, I've never managed to cross my legs fully or for more then a quarter of a second cause it hurts the guy downstairs too much, but I've always thought it must be pretty damn comfortable seeing as every girl ever is always doing it.

They don't cross their legs because it's comfortable, they cross their legs so regular folk such as myself can't take a gander up their skirts

On second thought I don't think I could be a girl. I'd start freaking out if I didn't have a penis
#40
Maybe one day technology will allow me to create a homemade female clone of myself...
That WOULD be interesting
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