#3
Hahah! I tried to figure out what those pictures ACTUALLY meant, but I couldn't figure most of them out. Whoever made that should get an award!
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#5


This was my favourite


If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#6
You guys are disgusting! How can you sick bastards make a joke out of this kind of stuff! Thousands of people have died and you're laughing? You make me sick.

Nah I'm just joshin', it's pretty funny.
#7
lmao

my favorites

People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.

Your respiratory and digestive systems are optional. Cast them aside if you feel you no longer need them

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.
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OK, I made a bet witht his guy I know, and I lost...I now have to swallow my own man juice...is there any risk like could I get any diseases from doing this? I'm a virgin so I have no STDs...I don't think...

Answers quickly please!



#8
for that , soulflyV , I must applause
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Lol at Bender

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I got to warn you for spam though...

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Nicely put good sir

I witnessed Night Of The Pear 2
#9
You win an entire ****ing internet, funniest **** I've seen since discovering lolcats last year - and this is from someone spending 10 hours a day on the net xD
#10



Ahhh, i'll be sharing this with my friends, and in due time, drive them insane by how much I will quote it.
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It is better to be proven wrong, than to forever be wrong, and never know it.

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Bill Hicks rules.


I hate my user name >_<
#11
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Ahhh, i'll be sharing this with my friends, and in due time, drive them insane by how much I will quote it.



my plan exactly
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I LOVE YOU SLOGANKID
silly racist bitch finally kicked the bucket

#13
I was expecting a fat joke on the Texas one down the bottom.
Quote by Mia (Pulp Fiction)
Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullsh*t in order to be comfortable?

That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the f*ck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.

RateYourMusic
#14

Survive a biohazard attack by first standing, then begging on your knees, then rolling over and playing dead.

EDIT:
That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.


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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


XBL: huffy409
#16
In case of terrorist attack:

Weld.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#17
Pretty genius :P
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#18
That has to be the greatest thing I have ever read. SoulflyV, just for that you are my new favourite person on this site.
Quote by Minkaro
Schizophrenia rap?

*beatboxes*

I have schizophrenia, I talk to myself,
People startin' to doubt my mental health,
Maybe someday I'll get the help I need,
But till then don't be blamin' mah weed.

*scratches*
#20
Quote by soulflyV
I concur.

But there is only so much one welder can do against an H-Bomb.

I disagree.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#22
Quote by soulflyV
I concur.

But there is only so much one welder can do against an H-Bomb.


Weld it to some anti H-Bomb materials?



And that **** was classic!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#23
We could weld a bomb shelter
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#24
Quote by titsmcgee852
We could weld a bomb shelter




Now that sounds like a plan!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#27
I almost laughed as hard as I did during Top Gear on sunday.
God that **** was funny!
+50
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
੧_\\\

yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
#29
Quote by titsmcgee852
*hi-5*!


*hi5*
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#32
lol, my favorite was the 'Watch out for people who come out of white tents to steal the shirt of your back.'

Whoever made these deserves a reward...
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.