#1
its barley even a reall instrument when we solo they play a quater the notes we do and when do rythems they just play route notes on monster strings! SOME TIMES INSTEAD OF PRICESLY PICKING THE NOTES THEY JUST SLAP THE UGLY BEAST. And is it just me or are most bassist failed guitarist. They wont admit that though. any one ever looked on the bass forums theres like 9 million threads about how bass is actually better than guitar and harder than guitarr... THERE LYING TO THEM SELVES ITS LIKE DRUMS BARLEY CONSTIFIES AS AN INSTRUMENT!!!!! And every one ever notice how annoying bassist are to jam with they try and pretend there on par with u. THEY DONT PLAY A GUITAR NOW DO THEY!!!!!!!!!!!! Im sure theres a couple good bassist out there though. NOT!! lol. and why do pple worship cleypool his bass annoys the frak out of me. Its so clanky its like a million times worse than listening to guy play a strat clean with the bass knob cranked and all the mids down. You know when i record a song my self i put in everything rythem guitar l;ead drums vocals but i skip the bass cuz i hate bass. I put it to u UG do u hate bass and bassist!?
#3
No, you're just close-minded.

EDIT: lol I actually read his whole post now...yeah you're a dumbass, OP. I'm sure you came up with that "bassists are failed guitarists" line all on your own, right?
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#6
You're so cool I bet you get all the girls.
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#9
With a username like "Jesus is PunkN", you know it has to be good.
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#11
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...fail.
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#12
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You tried to play bass and failed didn't you.....

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#14
I'd take a bassist over a guitar player anyday, and guitar is my main instrument.
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#15
nice, i bet you´re having a bet with a friend, its about who is the most retarded guys alive.


you won.
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#16
i like barley.

who else is with me?

on topic, fail thread fails.
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#18
My best friend is a bassist.....


And music isnt all about how hard or loud it is, Its about what you do with it, and how it sounds.
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#19
Bands with no bassist sound empty and boring.


No, I do not hate bassists nor basses.
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#20
i would lose track loads without my bassist
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#21
jesus christ! did a bass player murder your entire family?
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#22
bass is only easier that guitar in hard rock music. try to play bass in a funk band, ass...
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#23
wtf is CONSTIFIES?
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