Poll: Button fly or zip fly
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View poll results: Button fly or zip fly
Button ftw
17 22%
zip ftw
59 78%
Voters: 76.
#1
Well I just bought a pair of jeans and realised they had a button fly,these have to be the worst inventions known to man!!
I mean it takes 5 minutes to access the pen0r cuz of these freakin buttons!!!
I think all jean manufacturers should use zips
anyone else agree?
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#3
Yes. I hate going into a shop and they're all button flies. Honestly, the zip was invented for a reason.
#4
Zip is best, but buttons are fine when you get used to them, and they don't come down like zips sometimes do.
#5
all jean manufactures should use zips. Buttons are a bit awkward, especially if you need the toilet really badly.
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#6
Zip FTW, button fly has to be the most anoying thing ever.

Imagine if a girl couldn't operate them!!!


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#7
It is annoying when 2 come undone and they're right at
the botton of the set so you have to undo every single
to get to it
#8
Quote by DorkusMalorkus
Buttons are easy, dude. You just didn't make it past 3rd grade.

I don't know dude, those horizontal buttons at the top of dress shirts are tricky. So are those sneaky bastards on the very end of the sleeve by your wrist.
#9
i have a pair of jeans with buttons all the way. i don't bother to do them up lol
#10
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Buttons are easy, dude. You just didn't make it past 3rd grade.


hmmmm seems like every one agrees with me "dude"
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#11
Screw em both. Whip it out over the top FTW!!!!
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#12
Quote by RU Experienced?
So are those sneaky bastards on the very end of the sleeve by your wrist.


Yeah, but those are fickung difficult. You need three hands to do that.
#13
Quote by Black Adder
all jean manufactures should use zips. Buttons are a bit awkward, especially if you need the toilet really badly.

I've got to the point where I can unbutton the first one, and then just pull down on the left flap and have the first 3 or so come undone, which is all anyone really needs to undo. It is real fast.
#14
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Yeah, but those are fickung difficult. You need three hands to do that.


o yea i hate doing them up,the teeth usually get involved
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#15
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I've got to the point where I can unbutton the first one, and then just pull down on the left flap and have the first 3 or so come undone, which is all anyone really needs to undo. It is real fast.


Me too. I can undo them all just by tugging at the jeans in the right way.
#16
I hate when I'm fapping and my mom calls me and I have to take like 30 seconds to button up my pants, its just ridiculous!


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#17
Buttons are the best, you can take them off in one tug and the fly never comes undone!
Zips are loud, things get caught, and zips break, I don't know why you'd want a zip...
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#18
Zips are better but i have no trouble with the button ones.
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#19
Buttons suck when you first get them but after the first few washes the button holes loosen up a bit so that you can actually get the things done up
#20
I don't have any button-up jeans....am I normal?

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but after the first few washes the button holes loosen up a bit so that you can actually get the things done up

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#21
The only time that a button fly is bad is when you have a belt on and you need the toilet - then you need to undo your belt; otherwise, you can just undo the top and second button. Simple.
#22
My skinnys are buttons and I honestly don't mind. They were a pain at first, but not they're fine and easy to do up.

I prefer zips, but buttons do have their benefits. Zips occaisonally come down. Buttons don't.
#23
I don't really mind buttons...except when they are Hollister pants. Those buttons are so ****ing hard to undo! The damn button is like too big for the slit.
#24
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I don't have any button-up jeans....am I normal?


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#25
Zippers are to dangerous as buttons are to difficult.


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#26
What?! Your crazy! Buttons, once learnt how to use, are soo much better than zips. They just rip apart, and can be buttoned in seconds, in fact its make you seem really leet when you can button them really fast. So no sir, no. Buttons FTW!!
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#27
After you get used to buttons, zips seem really weird. Now I'm used to buttons I hate zips.
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#28
Buttons look really gay also. The only advantage is theres no risk to zipping up your pen0r by accident.
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#29
Buttons are ace, nice and easy to use and they never come down like zips do.
Plus, you haven't got to keep double-checking everytime you do them up as is the case with a zip; you can just button and away you go
I don't have a single pair of jeans or trousers without buttons on them
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