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#1
What are the most ridiculous ones you've heard?
And do any of you believe any?
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#2
santa is fake, and is only a children's story made out of st. nicholas
anyone who believes that he is fake is naive
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#4
the Cavalera Conspiracy =p


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#7
This drug dealer I know once told me that sunscreen was a conspiracy. Putting chemicals into your skin and they react with the sun causing you to slowly develop cancer
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#8
the offspring

conspiracy of one.


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#10
the whole 9/11 thing is dodgy to say the least, but since any mention of that will gain instant flaming, what the point :p

I mean, i dont believe that there's alot of true conspiracies in the world, but im not to blind to say there isn't any, in this world now, theres always someone screwing someone else over
#11
Quote by metal overlord
the Cavalera Conspiracy =p


(hopes somebody will get it)


Rofl!!

there's people who believe the holocaust never happened, or people who believe the tsunami tragedy was caused by bush planting nukes in the ocean
retards
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#12
The one where that guy thinks all of the worlds leaders are actually lizard aliens.
#14
The twin towers being hit with missiles using cloaking technology disguising them as planes. They claimed to have proofs and everything .
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#15
Evolution its just not possible. Know one ever witnessed evolutin first hand they say we have but i'm pretty sure thats just adaptation that happens a lot in the animal kingdom. but when has anybody witnessed another species giving birth or so called evolving into a another animal its just not possible.
#16
Seeing as this is a music-based forum...

Im surprised no one has mentioned the Paul McCartney conspiracy.
#17
Quote by 3rdHorseman
Evolution its just not possible. Know one ever witnessed evolutin first hand they say we have but i'm pretty sure thats just adaptation that happens a lot in the animal kingdom. but when has anybody witnessed another species giving birth or so called evolving into a another animal its just not possible.

Dude, I hope you're joking.
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#20
Quote by aaronob
Seeing as this is a music-based forum...

Im surprised no one has mentioned the Paul McCartney conspiracy.

Tell me more....
hello
#22
Open google, and search for "Flat Earth Community forums"

Proceed to have a good laugh!
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#23
Instead of most ridiculous ones why not some that actually were true?
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


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#24
Quote by Chips-
Instead of most ridiculous ones why not some that actually were true?


such as?
#25
Here is my theory.
In Star Wars, there are 2 similar creatures.
One is a Wookie, the other is an Ewok.

They are furry creatures that are covered in hair and they live in huts, only the ewoks are shorter and have shorter hair than wookies.
But, if you move the E in Ewok to the end of the word, it becomes "woke", which to me is like a shortened version of "wookie".

Could it be that ewoks and wookies are the same creature, just the ewoks are smaller?(Even the name ewok is shorter!)





CONSPIRACY.


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#26
Quote by 3rdHorseman
Evolution its just not possible. Know one ever witnessed evolutin first hand they say we have but i'm pretty sure thats just adaptation that happens a lot in the animal kingdom. but when has anybody witnessed another species giving birth or so called evolving into a another animal its just not possible.

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pterodactylus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammoth
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saber-toothed_cat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat
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#27
Quote by 3rdHorseman
Evolution its just not possible. Know one ever witnessed evolutin first hand they say we have but i'm pretty sure thats just adaptation that happens a lot in the animal kingdom. but when has anybody witnessed another species giving birth or so called evolving into a another animal its just not possible.

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#28
Paul McCartney died a long time ago! The Beatles put a look-alike in their band! Just search 'Revolution 9 backwards' on youtube! The Beatles put their conspiracy message in there!

The Earth is actually flat! It's all a government conspircay!

NASA faked the moon landing! It all happened in a Hollywood Studio!

Life started from an alien lizard-man race! All the world leaders know about them, and the Jews are hiding them!

But am I here? I find it hard to tell
I do a good impression of myself
But what's normal now, anyhow

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#30
Quote by Vagabond21
such as?


I don't know. There has to be at least one confirmed conspiracy in the world. Watergate?
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It's caught me in its spotlight
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On this long hot summer night


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Last edited by Chips- at Jul 8, 2008,
#31
Quote by Chips-
I don't know. There has to be at least one confirmed conspiracy in the world. Watergate?


I guess so.

Watch it be the most ridiculous one of them all.
#32
roswell? it seems like every time i watch larry king (which is scarcely) it happens to be a show about aliens and more specifically roswell. i also love coast to coast am.
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#33
Courtny killed Kurt, lol
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#34
Quote by 3rdHorseman
Evolution its just not possible. Know one ever witnessed evolutin first hand they say we have but i'm pretty sure thats just adaptation that happens a lot in the animal kingdom. but when has anybody witnessed another species giving birth or so called evolving into a another animal its just not possible.

...Do you understand the basic concepts of evolution? I don't know where to start on correcting that post.
#35
Quote by 3rdHorseman
Evolution its just not possible. Know one ever witnessed evolutin first hand they say we have but i'm pretty sure thats just adaptation that happens a lot in the animal kingdom. but when has anybody witnessed another species giving birth or so called evolving into a another animal its just not possible.


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#36
The theory that Surskit was a fag.

NOT TRUE!
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#37
Quote by Gargantuan
Here is my theory.
In Star Wars, there are 2 similar creatures.
One is a Wookie, the other is an Ewok.

They are furry creatures that are covered in hair and they live in huts, only the ewoks are shorter and have shorter hair than wookies.
But, if you move the E in Ewok to the end of the word, it becomes "woke", which to me is like a shortened version of "wookie".

Could it be that ewoks and wookies are the same creature, just the ewoks are smaller?(Even the name ewok is shorter!)

[pictures]



CONSPIRACY.

You misspelled "Wookiee." Because of this careless oversight, your conspiracy theory is now invalid.

Personally, I always love hearing about the moon landing conspiracies.
#39
Quote by DeadwingLullaby
Paul McCartney died a long time ago! The Beatles put a look-alike in their band! Just search 'Revolution 9 backwards' on youtube! The Beatles put their conspiracy message in there!

The Earth is actually flat! It's all a government conspircay!

NASA faked the moon landing! It all happened in a Hollywood Studio!

Life started from an alien lizard-man race! All the world leaders know about them, and the Jews are hiding them!


*Silently kills DeadwingLullaby and inserts a clone controlled by our Lizard masters to replace him*
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#40
My friend read a book written by a "Physic". It said the JFK assassination was caused by an alien. It also said that fairies are the reasons leaves and dew on them in the morning. My friend believes every word from it just because a "Physic" wrote it.
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