#1
Listen Pit, this isn't a simple yes or no question. My parents are supposed to be coming home at 5, but it's 3:32, and I think my parents will try and get home early to make sure I'm not doing anything they wouldn't like, y'know, dude?


Should I go for it?
#2
Fap away!

Should only take you a couple of seconds anyway...
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#8
Start fapping at 5:00, then your parents will know how badass you are.
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#9
if you need to ask that question, you haven't yet earned your penis ... put it away untill you're old enough to use it in a responsible and mature manner.
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#10
So what, people now have such high balls they have to ask if they can fap?

oh dear god... you sir should man up and fap as much as you can.
#13
What were u doing the rest of the time they were gone?
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#14
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if you need to ask that question, you haven't yet earned your penis ... put it away untill you're old enough to use it in a responsible and mature manner.

+1

Why not poll?
#16
Well, hey man, I'm paranoid because of certain things...But I can explain it on this computer.


They are watching me....