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i was in my grandmas funeral when my cellphone rang as a ringtone i had machine heads halo. but i had edited to the parts THIS IS ABORTIONS KNIFE AIMING AT THE WOMB OF THE CHRISTIAN CONSPIRACY!!!! And then HALO OVER MY DEMISE FALLOWING A GOD SO BLIND SALLOW NOT THE **** THEY FEED!!! the priest just stared at me and told me i was burning in hell for it and kicked me out...
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#4
Wow you're so cool. How can I be just like you?
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#7
How is that funny? I mean in normal circumstances.... yes.....

But at your Grandpa's funeral?

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#8
Dude that is so "metal", you have no idea.

I wish phones only had the "ring ring" tone. Which reminds me, someone in class had just a normal ringing tone a while ago, and someone said to him, totally serious "omg that tone is so poor"...

What? Just.. ah.. Nevermind.
#11
Wow! All that at your Grandma's funeral?!

......not exactly what I'd call a lol moment =/
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#12
Whelp...

I'm glad you felt the need to disgrace your grandma not once but TWICE (by telling the pit) and that you think it will make people think that you're cool.

How does telling the pit disgrace your grandmother? Easy, you admitted to listening to machinehead. My logic is flawless.

Have fun in hell.
#13
^lol my ring tone is they deserve to die from cannibal corspe just fom that 15 sec dieeee scream
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#19
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Whelp...

I'm glad you felt the need to disgrace your grandma not once but TWICE (by telling the pit) and that you think it will make people think that you're cool.

How does telling the pit disgrace your grandmother? Easy, you admitted to listening to machinehead. My logic is flawless.

Have fun in hell.
I'm listening to Halo right now, awesome song.
#20
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^lol my ring tone is they deserve to die from cannibal corspe just fom that 15 sec dieeee scream


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#23
How the hell would the priest have heard the words so clearly? That's my ringtone too but my phone is always on silent.

Also you must have had it on for a while for him to hear all the words and understand...

And lastly, this was at a relatives funeral, why would you be proud of this feat? If this is true, which I doubt, you are an idiot. If it's not true you are an idiot for making it up.

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I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#25
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I'm listening to Halo right now, awesome song.


::raises eyebrow:: Why does this not surprise me...
#26
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1. set your ringtone as machine head
2. kill relative
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
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#27
Maybe its just me, but I would turn my moby off at a relatives funeral? I dunno, just me...
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#28
well if u knew my drandma stole my mom around 300000 u would be proud 2 u know...
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#29
The priest gave the most un-Christian response possible *claps for turning people off to the religion he's supposedly evangelizing*.
-ash
#30
If it's true (doubt it), you're just an asshole. turn the phone on silent during your GRANDMA's funeral. I don't give whether or not you care about her, but have respect for the other people who might be a little upset at a funeral.

Edit: But I mean, in counter argument, you can't spell funeral without fun.
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#31
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#33
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well if u knew my drandma stole my mom around 300000 u would be proud 2 u know...


Your drandma stole your mum? Around 300000?

How am I proud to know that?

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#35
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Your drandma stole your mum? Around 300000?

How am I proud to know that?



grandma stole my mother 300000 dollars by blakmailing my mom
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#36
I don't believe you go to church. Enjoy your sh*tty music.
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#38
at your grandmas funeral, and you were stupid enough to let it ring for THAT long.

you are lying so hard it hurts. either that or you truly and sincerely are the dumbest and most inconsiderate person alive.
#40
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grandma stole my mother 300000 dollars by blakmailing my mom




yeeees...
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wheres the sig button??

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