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#1
So I figure since everyone here is a doctor basically...Well, I need a way to make myself sick. Like, really sick (short of drinking bleach) that won't hospitalize me but put me out for a week or so and have the side effects be visible and unfakable (fever, puking, ect.).


And anything that won't put me on suicide watch would be great.
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#4
1. go to taco bell.
2. take 9 laxatives.
3. sit on toilet and blame it on taco bell.
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#5
watch some fat porn

or finger = throat
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#9
Why?
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#10
Lick the nearest dogs asshole.
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#12
watch 2 girls 1 cup. it may not work for you but it does for me. wake up in the middle of the night and drink like 2 cups of coke or sprite.
#13
i dont advise doing this but my dads friend drank a shot of clean motor oil and it gave him the ****s for a week
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#14
Damn, bleach was the first thing that came to mind. Go to a hospital and sit really close to everyone, make them cough on you, rub their kleenex on yourself, that kind of ****.
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Go on the streets kissing random pedestrians.
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#19
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Why?


I need to get out of something and the only way is to actually be really sick for a few days.

like, throwing up uncontrollably and whatever.


yes I know it's stupid but I'm desperate :|
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Sorry but that doesn't cut it. What do you need to get out of and why?

he's gonna be forced to have butsecks.
#25
Ipecac. It won't make you sick for days, but if you can sneak it once, you can sneak it until you're done. Prolonged use will probably mess you up, but whatever. Do you expect to be perfectly healthy after ingesting substances to make your body function abnormally?
#26
Er, man up and deal with it?


Or, if you explain more and it is something legitimate, then I know of something that would do the trick (probably the same as the guy a few posts up)

EDIT: Damn it, I was thinking Ipecac too
#27
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Sorry but that doesn't cut it. What do you need to get out of and why?



Can't you all just be overcome with overwhelming kindness and help me without much of an explanation?


eh who am I kidding. How about:

YOU WILL BE COMPENSATED WITH SEXUAL FAVORS!
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#29
Iodine pills that are used to purify water will make you throw up two or three times, and then you'll feel fine. That might work.
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#32
If it's short term, just eat a ton of icing. Then get a banana and some Sprite (has to be sprite). Eat the banana as fast as you can then chug the Sprite. the combination makes it foam.. so you're swallowing foam.. eventually you puke. Sprite + icing (lots of it) also does the trick.
#33
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Can't you all just be overcome with overwhelming kindness and help me without much of an explanation?


eh who am I kidding. How about:

YOU WILL BE COMPENSATED WITH SEXUAL FAVORS!

No. You can't ask us something like this without an explanation.
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Polo shirt?

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#34
erm, a certain video of two charming lady's entertaining themselves with the contents of a cup.

didn't really bother me too much but hell it works for most people.
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No. You can't ask us something like this without an explanation.


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The reason won't sound very important or good to guys if I tell you since you don't know the people involved, trust me.
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#36
eat a tube of toothpaste
i dont know if it will last a full week...
havn't tried it myself but i should work.
#37
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I need to get out of something and the only way is to actually be really sick for a few days.

like, throwing up uncontrollably and whatever.


yes I know it's stupid but I'm desperate :|
Get several tins of minestrone soup, camp out in the toilet, every now and again pour a tin down the toilet and make really horrible noises.

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#39
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Ipecac is a very bad idea, it can cause heart damage...


A bad idea? In a thread about making oneself sick with various substances and homebrewed concoctions? I'll believe it when I see it.
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