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#1
Well Pit I want to know your favorite line from a movie.

(I used the search bar and got nothing)

Movie: Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Charecter: Ted Theador Logan
Line: Evil Bill I have a full on robot chubby.
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#5
hot shots:

man and a woman in a lift.
the man says, "nice perfume you've got there."
the woman says, "thanks, it's Vicks."
#7
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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Who dat?
#9
Hot Fuzz

"But yesterday when he showed up at my house I said playtime's over and hit him over the head with the peace lilly"

"Your off the ****in chain mate"
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#11
"The Chinaman is not the Issue!"


Cookie to the first person to know what movie that is from.
i say Of
you say A
i say Revolution
and you say jah



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#12
Did you play the motorboat? You did, didn't you? You motorboatin son of a bitch, you old sailor you!

Quit crying like a little girl.

Todd...come on in!
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"The Chinaman is not the Issue!"


Cokie to the first person to know what movie that is from.


I'm going to guess Crash.
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#14
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"What could possibly be funny?"

"I put the diamond in the coat... I PUT THE COAT ON HER!"

E-cookie for anyone that can get that.

thats from Titanic
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#16
From The Jerk:

"We'll keep out the eggplants."
"Right. No vegetables."
"No - junglebunnies."
"Right. They'll eat the vegetables."

And the gas station scene is always a gas. Hooray for puns.
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#19
Quote by turtlemcdoogle
"The Chinaman is not the Issue!"


Cookie to the first person to know what movie that is from.

the big lebowski
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#20
"Did you see a sign that said "Dead ****** storage?"

OR

"Yippie ki yay mother****er!"
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#21
3:10 To Yuma

"Sometimes a man has to be big enough to see how small he his."

(you can take that line seriously or sexually)
#22
"Your bed is a car!"
"Ya, but its a ****ing sweet car."


"SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH *BOOOOOOM*"


"Yippy ki ay mother****er"


I have alot, I can't remember most right now.

EDIT: My favorite of all time is the whole conversation in Good Fellas were Pesci is doing his

"Am I funny to you? Do I amuse you?" speech.
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#23
I CAN'T STOP CUMMING!

High score? Is that good? Did I break it?
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#24
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

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#25
"Don't worry Carter, it's Chinese bamboo, very strong!"
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#27
WNGF:


Guy 1:"Is there anything worser then getting a girl pregnant and then leave her?"
Guy 2:"I could have peed on her..."

(third guy comes in from the kitchen)

Guy 1:"Ey, tell me, is there anything worser then getting a girl pregnant and then leave her?"
Guy 3:"*thinks*...hmm...pee on her?"
Guy 1:"*desperate*...I think you're not getting what I'm..."
Guy 3:"...Poo!"
#28
"everyone has both light and dark in them... its the force on which we choose to act on that makes us who we are"- Sirius Black(HP 5)
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i could see that being liek a sign at an entrace to a theme park ,"remember to always be safe dont litter and remember to have a nice day in my pants!"

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"If you listen really carefully, you can hear carrots scream when you cut them."
#29
*pause* These go to eleven.
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#31
Quote by turtlemcdoogle
"The Chinaman is not the Issue!"


Cookie to the first person to know what movie that is from.


damnit, I was going to post that when I saw this thread,

"and Dude, I believe the prefered nomenclature is Asian American, please."
#32
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.
#33
"..but this goes to 11"

EDIT: Beaten' to it!
wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
#34
Quote by turtlemcdoogle
"The Chinaman is not the Issue!"


Cookie to the first person to know what movie that is from.


I think the correct term would be the man from China.

Walter, he's hardly a benefit to us, he wasn't one of the ones who built that fucking railroads, he pissed on my rug!

Or something to that effect.

BIG LEBOWSKI FTW!
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#35
Pulp Fiction. when Jules, Samuel L Jackson says:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
#37
roads? where we're going, we dont need roads
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#38
Jonney 5.

Jonney "To the MOON alice!!!!!!!!"

theres so many. but thats one i think is funny when someone asks you where your going.
#40
Just look here for the best lines in movie history.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/quotes

If I had to choose though, it would be

Tony D'Annunzio: What do you got in here, rocks?
Al Czervik: Are you kiddin'? When I was your age, I would lug fifty pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs!
Tony D'Annunzio: So what?
Al Czervik: So what?
[opens compartment in golf bag, revealing radio]
Al Czervik: So let's dance!
[turns on Journey's "Any Way You Want It"]
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