#1
Well, Today I went out to walk the dog. I came back home to figure out that I locked myself out. So I'm walking around my house trying to figure out a way in. I tried to kick the door open like the cops do on the tv shows. Its not as easy as they make it look. So i went to a window and was taking the screen off the window so I could open the window. Well, it turns out one of the many cars that pass by my house thought I was a burglar and was trying to rob my house. I got in and about 20 minutes later I see a police car pull in my driveway. Naturally I go outside and the cop pulls out his gun and tells me to get on the ground. I'm sitting there thinking "What the Fu**". The cop puts handcuffs on me and I'm trying to explain that its my damn house. So he finally makes me take him in my house and show him pictures of me on the walls. It was a pretty fun day.
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#2
Dude! I want that to happen to me!
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#4
Niiice one dude. Ever heard of a spare key that's well hidden?
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#5
Hahaha, that would've been awkward... For the police officer at least. If that happened to me I'd think it's pretty funny

I'm surprised that hasn't happened, actually. I jump through my window to get into my house all the time.
#6
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Niiice one dude. Ever heard of a spare key that's well hidden?

I used it yesterday and forgot to put it back. . . . .
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#10
I had that happen when I was in college and was working part time as a messenger. I had to deliver interbranch mail to a bank before they were open. I had the keys and the alarm code etc. but the code only shut off a certain area of the bank and of course it wasn't the area I was wondering around in to leave the bags. I did this for 3 days straight and on the 4th day guess who is waiting outside for me?....yeah that was a bit unnerving.
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#13
That reminds me of that Dave Chapelle bit, about the cops busting in on a black guy with a nice house...."The sick bastard put pictures of him and his familly up everywhere..." or something like that.
#15
Just thinking, this would NEVER happen in England.

You'd get someone round 5 hours later to say "We had a report of a burglery in progress a few hours ago, can we get a statement please"


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#17
Awesome.
Question, would the guy that called the cops be charged for wasting police time?
this is the stickyest incident since stick the sticky stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun
#18
haha

Hahahaaha oh my god dude, that's the kind of s*t you see on TV, thats hilarious!

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#19
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Niiice one dude. Ever heard of a spare key that's well hidden?

I used it yesterday and forgot to put it back. . . . .
stay tuned for the sequel to this thread in the coming days or weeks, folks.
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You should've ran back inside and locked yourself in the bathroom.

Shouting I 'aint comin out until I get a Helicopter, 2 million dollars in un-marked bills, and a naked chick!
#22
that happened before i was locked out of my house so i borrowed a paint scraper thing from my neighbor to jam my window open and less than 10 minutes later the cops were knocking on my door
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that happened before i was locked out of my house so i borrowed a paint scraper thing from my neighbor to jam my window open and less than 10 minutes later the cops were knocking on my door
could have been worse.
the cops could have thrown you in jail while they were checking out your story.
less than 10 minutes later, your cell-mates would have been knocking on your back door.
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#24
^^^^wow. yea it could have.
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