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#6
Quote by The Picker
Woo Hoo Missouri!!!!!!!


Amen!
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step 7: run out the door towards your buddy and turn off the lights, all whilst fapping furiously with one hand, doing the "princess diana wave" with the other, and screaming "THEN WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE DARK!!!!!"
#8
Quote by third-eye
You do not know how scared I was when I opened this thread... Jesus..


Me too,'specially with TS's username...
Were living in a world of fools,breaking us down,when they all should let us be.
#10
Quote by Dirtydeeds468
State-sponsored attraction, imo.


Probably, lol.

We have the arch though! A giant piece of metal!
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#11
He should have the trunk open at all times.
ALWAYS

WANNA BE WITH YOU,
MAKE BELIEV
E WITH YOU,
AND L
IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



OH, LOOVE!
#12
Quote by aznmetalhead93
Where did you find that?



It was in some alley in a city in Kansas close to Kansascity... I walked by it, loled, then took a picture with my phone. I hope hes not the real-deal
#13
Ah shit, thats where i am.

Nice to see some fellow St Louisans around here.

^
He's laughing at YOU.
You better click that bastard.



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#14
Quote by Krist333111330
Me too,'specially with TS's username...


You like it
#15
He should get a custom paint job:

Quote by buckethead_jr
^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.


MINE SIG R PINK
#16
Possibly the scariest click of a mouse ever, clicking this thread was. It seems ironic that the trunk of that vehicle is closed though, it goes against goatse tradtion.
#18
I was worried about opening this, thinking "this dude is so gonna get the banhammer," but instead, I have found the greatest car in the known universe.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#19
Maybe its an add for his new trick, where he devours the car instead?
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#20
It's probably just a Goatse fan.

I doubt it's the actual guy. Although that would be awesome.
The.
#22
Quote by IHATECHILDREN
It's probably just a Goatse fan.

I doubt it's the actual guy. Although that would be awesome.


Maybe just a Channer trying to find out how many people notice the numberplate.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#24
f*ck,f*ck,f*ck,f*ck,f*******************************ck

f*ck you

I didn't know what it was,so I googled it.

I wish I never did,now I will never be able to get that FREAKING PICTURE OFF MY MIND.

Pit,what have you done to me.

that guy is disgusting,complete moron,eeeeeew!
Hodam,a stojim...
#25
Originally I was looking for a resembelance of Goatse in the window reflection...Thank god....
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#27
Quote by captainjackass
Come to think of it... what does "goatse" even mean?

it had to do with the original site... but i cant remember exactly how it worked...
Quote by IwannaBeSadated

I would have any sort of sex with any sort of animal.

#32
Quote by axefreak129
it had to do with the original site... but i cant remember exactly how it worked...

It's an acronym

Guy
Opens
Ass
To
Show
Everyone
ALWAYS

WANNA BE WITH YOU,
MAKE BELIEV
E WITH YOU,
AND L
IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



OH, LOOVE!
#34
Quote by Azrael_031
f*ck,f*ck,f*ck,f*ck,f*******************************ck

f*ck you

I didn't know what it was,so I googled it.

I wish I never did,now I will never be able to get that FREAKING PICTURE OFF MY MIND.

Pit,what have you done to me.

that guy is disgusting,complete moron,eeeeeew!



hahahahahaha

there's a first time for everything.
Anyone who thinks that music these days is dead doesn't listen to enough music.
#36
I wanna do that now
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Quote by tuwyci
why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#37
Quote by axefreak129
it had to do with the original site... but i cant remember exactly how it worked...


It used to be cx. So the site name would spell out goatsecx.
Which would become goatsex.
Quote by HuckIt
I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
#38
Quote by captainjackass
*OP's Pic*
Its a missouri tag btw



I call bull****, it looks a tad fake
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#39
Geographic location

The site used the .cx country code, the top-level domain of the Australian territory of Christmas Island. The actual server of Goatse.cx was not located on Christmas Island, but in the United States and was owned by Hick.org, a website about computer programming and bathroom humor. The Hick.org domain was registered by Matt Miller in Overland Park, Kansas.[12] Both Goatse.cx and Hick.org originated from the same IP address; the server was located in Kansas City, Missouri, metro-region. Goat.cx, formerly a mirror of Goatse.cx, was located in the Dallas, Texas, metro-region, while current mirror Goatse.cz seems to be located in Clifton, New Jersey.


-wikipedia

:p
I see you're not using the UG black theme



Originally posted by GOD
akm_202, i now announce you, king of awesome. You may bow down to me.
#40
Quote by Azrael_031
f*ck,f*ck,f*ck,f*ck,f*******************************ck

f*ck you

I didn't know what it was,so I googled it.

I wish I never did,now I will never be able to get that FREAKING PICTURE OFF MY MIND.

Pit,what have you done to me.

that guy is disgusting,complete moron,eeeeeew!


I was going to google it, but I read this^ and I think it be best if I don't know what it is.
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