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#1
a friend of mine just pulled off a brutal burn. This guy has always been an absolute prick to my friend really for no reason... he just hates this guy and always makes him feel like dirt when my friend has tried to be cool to him... so my friend finally got fed up with it. he made up an email adress and googled "call girls of Lehigh Valley" and found a site and arranged to get two black girls to go to this kids house. If they show up while his parents are home, he will literally get beaten... if they show up when they arent there, he has no money anyway lol.

I've never used one of these "services" so i'm not sure what the results will be like but i'll post w.e. happens... but seriously, could he have gone too far possibly getting this kid beat by his dad??
#4
That's fantastic!
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#7
If it's still has its funny value... its not too far. But if it turns out to not be funny at all, and purely a dick movie, than yes, its gone to far.
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#8
It's completely mature, I applaud your friend for his sly way of thinking.
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#9
I do hope you're not laughing purely because the girls happen to be black.
Its a funny situation though.
#13
That's ****ing genius, I love you if this goes through.
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#14
holy ****!!!!!!!!!!thats good
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#16
wait...
all you need is an e-mail now?


am i the only one surprisedby this?
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#18
Screenshots/Video's/Pics or it didn't happen.
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#19
mean as hell, but.....i ****ing love it

just pray he doesn't know who set him up cause if he does.......well....lets just say those girls will be paying ur friend a visit. other than that, let the good times (and the video footage) roll
#20
What if his parents aren't home?

inb4 herpes/gonorreah/AIDs
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#21
On the site we went to all you had to do was email them your adress and say you have cash and they supposedly go to your house. it also said "24 hours a day"

does anybody know more about these things?
#23
when is this going to go down? man!, i gotta see how this turns out!!!
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#24
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a beating from his daddy will do that fuck some good

or it will make him more worse than he already is. obviosuly why he is acting like this towards people is cause he is treated like he acts.
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#26
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or it will make him more worse than he already is. obviosuly why he is acting like this towards people is cause he is treated like he acts.
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Sorry.

I think I'll have to try this actually lol.
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#27
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Sorry.

I think I'll have to try this actually lol.

im from canada, what can you expect.
#29
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#30
You can order women that easily?


thats what i want to know... will this actually work? if it does its definately gonna be epic
#32
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Also, that's ****ing amazing, OP, if I ever make enemies I'm totally doing this. Lol, asif pizzas weren't bad enough..
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#34
If you needed an email address for it, maybe they sent some kind of confirmation email to this fake address....and your whole plan is ****ed


we actually made the email adress and emailed them his adress and we've been checking it.
#35
No, I think the TS meant that he made an e-mail address that is usable but is just seperate from the guys normal one. You know for confindentiality.
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#39
I hope this works. I really, really do.

I had no clue it was that easy to order a hook.. I mean "escort".
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