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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm

A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra. Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate. When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said. She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear. "I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home Abbie Hawkins "That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe. "It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out. "When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there. "I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home. "I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly. "The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before. "When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket." The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.


She had been wearing it for 5 hours?!
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#2
lol i got a slight giggle out of that

EDIT: f*ck.. no pics included
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#7
Notice they just have to mention the size...

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If the baby bat had the need to take a dump, she wouldn't be sorry for taking it out.
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whaa???

as if you wouldnt notice if you had a bat in your bra for 5 hours?!
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whaa???

as if you wouldnt notice if you had a bat in your bra for 5 hours?!

Lol I know eh?
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She thought it was her phone vibrating?
So she never answers her phone?
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#12
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Epic bewbs.

That's the first thing I thought of too

When I was reading it I was like "...wait a second! A....B...C...D..E...FF!!! "
#13
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Notice they just have to mention the size...



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#16
I just google imaged 34FF without safesearch on...

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#19
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I just google imaged 34FF without safesearch on...


i lol'd so hard

it does say she'd been drinkin the night before so i doubt she woulda been to sharp
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LMFAO that is hilarious. Thank you sir you win.

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I just google imaged 34FF without safesearch on...





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#22
I'd bet the Bat was comfy...
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This is clearly some sort of viral marketing ploy for The Dark Knight
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It would have been better if it was a babby squirl.
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#26
...oh...my...god...

I bet she's HUGE(fat)

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#27
Baby bats are very cute.

We had endangered bats living in our attic, and sometimes the babies would get lost down here. So i'd either leave them on the window sill outside my second floor bedroom, or take them up to the attic. If you left them on the sill, the mummy bat would come down to get them.

But they're great, you can stick them on your finger and they'll curl round it. And when they try and bite you it's either just a tiny nip or it's like they're sucking on your finger, lol.

I can understand how she would haev missed it.
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Epic bewbs.





I too forgot about the news story when I read that part.
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19? 34FF?

Hoooooooly shiiiiiiit!

She's either a whale or a mutant.

or really fat
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I too forgot about the news story when I read that part.



Oh my god lol, I seriously stopped reading to see what everyone had to say about the bewbs.


EDIT: After reading the story, , I don't understand how this is possible.
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Lol I know eh?
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She thought it was her phone vibrating?
So she never answers her phone?


not when driving she doesn't.

"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket"
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#34
"It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it,"
"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home."

Yea, I'd probably feel quite cosy and comfortable in thoughs 34FFs, does that mean I could have "a good home"?

Probably not.
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#35
If she's a 34, then she shouldn't be fat, unless she insists on wearing a bra that's too small for her. Just a point.
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she has got to be an idiot...

but just for personal knowledge...this is 34FF



a 19 year old with tits that big (drooling i corner of room)
#37
there is a picture of her in the daily star today i wouldnt say she is fat infact she is nice looking imo another chic found a bat down below aswel lol
#38
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19? 34FF?

Hoooooooly shiiiiiiit!

She's either a whale or a mutant.





..I wonder what else she had stored in there
#39
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that's hot

but what if the bat bit?

pics or it didn't happen



its in the news
waht do u mean it didnt happen
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