#2
yes its old news to me. there was a guy did it in the states. Maryland i think it was. also some one did it witth a bird
#3
A bird? How would you catch it...I've tried to catch a sparrow and they are too fast for me..was it a larger bird?
#4
HAhahaha, tablefuc!<er xD
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A bird? How would you catch it...I've tried to catch a sparrow and they are too fast for me..was it a larger bird?



sparrow?
dont you use a poke'ball for that?
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Bike sex>Table sex.
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sparrow?
dont you use a poke'ball for that?


You mean Spearow.

Anyways, HOW DO THESE PEOPLE KEEP GETTTING CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS???

I must know!
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Patio furniture is usually made of hard plastic/fiberglass. Wouldn't that hurt your schlong???
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Bike sex>Table sex.

hahaha I remember that story. Quite disturbing.
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#11
This is old news but the act of having sex with a table itself is timeless

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is that seriously the chick? Because....she's hot.

..It says its her underneath the picture.

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#14
I like the way his whole identity is based around the fact that he was nude.

What would I have to do to earn that prefix?
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yes its old news to me. there was a guy did it in the states. Maryland i think it was. also some one did it witth a bird



It was Ohio thank you...
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#16
That reminds me of the guy who got caught sexing pinatas.

" I think they where trying to trick me into doing it "
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