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#2
The Heavy Metallers.

Magical Floating Penises.

Assus.

Woodpecker Dick


those are some "sic" names dontcha think?
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#3
Quote by almost_her_hero
the title speaks for itself , what makes a havy metal name so sic ,... please , i need to know this

the amount of cheesiness
#4
What is with all these scenester metal threads and you?

Oh and for a name The Devourer of Scrotums
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#6
Pointy letters. If you don't need to put curves in it, it probably looks metal on paper.
#7
not giving a damn about what people think and DEFINITELY not making countless threads about it....
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#10
Make it about Dragons and Forces.

hmm....now that's epic.
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#11
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What is with all these scenester metal threads and you?

Oh and for a name The Devourer of Scrotums



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Carmel is hawt
#12
The amount of Metal ness.
First find out what is metal.
"Jumping off bridges is metal!!!!"


The Underdog Bridge Jumpers.
There you go.


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#13
the sex addicted virgins who can keep it in there pants
or SAVWCKTP for short
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#14
Either a reference to blood and gore in multi-syllabic noun form, or an obscure location found in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Examples:

Gorification
Intestinalization
Indigestion (It sounds metal...)

Arib Duhl
Harath Minu
Ager Sifth
Pull'd Frommiass

EDIT: Oh shit, didn't see that you said a good metal name...
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#15
hey come on you assholes , im bored and im interested about this stuff , and if you think that these threads are stupid why do u go on them , idiots
#16
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#18
References to blood,death, steel and maidens make epic titles...
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#21
Goblin Cock is metal. Yes it's a real band google image it.
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#23
Quote by carcass255
References to blood,death, steel and maidens make epic titles...

......Metallic Maidens!


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#25
It needs to be FUCKING METAL.

For example, you could derive a name from striking an old lady in your vehicle, then proceeding to drive on.

That's pretty metal.
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Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#26
Quote by almost_her_hero
hey come on you assholes , im bored and im interested about this stuff , and if you think that these threads are stupid why do u go on them , idiots


1. to have some fun with n00bs like you.

2. with an attitude like that you're never gona get some proper answers.
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#27
Adjective + Noun = GREAT BAND NAME

Get a descriptive word (Led, Iron, Black, Def, Mega, Thin, Quiet, Steel) and then a good noun or anything else (Zeppelin, Maiden, Sabbath, Leppard, Deth, Lizzy, Riot, Panther) and you've got a killer band name! Even if it doesn't make sense like they normally don't. I mean, Faster Pussycat?!


Or if you want to be a more metal band just find a word that you find in a science book at school (Anthrax, POISON haha, Lukewarm Pancreas Syndrome).
#28
all you guys lay the hell off TS. other wise i will e-kick your email ass with spam.
#29
Quote by Les Paul Ell
Adjective + Noun = GREAT BAND NAME

Get a descriptive word (Led, Iron, Black, Def, Mega, Thin, Quiet, Steel) and then a good noun or anything else (Zeppelin, Maiden, Sabbath, Leppard, Deth, Lizzy, Riot, Panther) and you've got a killer band name! Even if it doesn't make sense like they normally don't. I mean, Faster Pussycat?!


Now to combine them!

Mega Sabbath...hmm, no not quite...Thin Deth...no, no...Black Maiden!

Racism? What?

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Goblin Cock is metal. Yes it's a real band google image it.


I generally do my best to avoid Google Imaging the word "cock"
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#31
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It needs to be FUCKING METAL.


Come to think of it...
That is a good name!
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#32
Yeah, it depends on the genre. If you're going tr00ly x-treme, go find a biologics book and pick 2-3 random words. Example: Benign Papillary Mesothelioma. It's a scrotum disease.

Black metal: Pick a word that sounds cold, grim and evil, and then ad some kind of nature-thingy or something. Like "Frozen Forests of Doom" or "Nocturanl Mountains" or something retarded like that. Another popular one is a random Lord of the Rings-word. The best ones (Gorgoroth for example) are sadly already taken. Making up black metal band-names is a funny hobby for the whole family. My band is called "Nocturnal Death Over a Grim Fjord".

Power metal: Fantasy, fantasy, fantasy, cheese, epic, fantasy. Dragon Orchestra, Knights of Elfagarium or Magicians From the Land Over the Rainbow are examples.

Nu metal: Try to be as offensive as possible. Stitch****er, Scrotumface, Pastapenis, whatever.

Glam metal: Think about party and pretending to be harder than you are.

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Hope this will make everyone out there figure out how to make up truly great bandnames.
#33
Quote by GustavLW
Another popular one is a random Lord of the Rings-word. The best ones (Gorgoroth for example) are sadly already taken.

Umm Balrog anyone?


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#34
Balrog!!!

...

...

(Balrog taken)

Chew on that one bitches, I just got myself a kickass blackened death metal band.
#35
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not giving a damn about what people think and DEFINITELY not making countless threads about it....


+1
#36
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sic


+ brackets= a great song by aband with an equally great name.

for a metal band i'd choose something quite dark but not too dark otherwise it might be gothic.
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#37
well any metal band name needs at least one word with:

something from the bible

a type of metal (not the genre)

a body part or blood

a dark color'

a wierd animal

some huge word that ends up meaning "suicidal" in some way or another.
#38
Quote by GustavLW

Glam metal: Think about party and pretending to be harder than you are.


What
#39
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What

Dunno, that's what glam metal is too me, at least. Mötley Crüe and those guys refer to themself as bad boys, the party hard and play more or less heavily distorted pop rock.
#40
Quote by GustavLW
Dunno, that's what glam metal is too me, at least. Mötley Crüe and those guys refer to themself as bad boys, the party hard and play more or less heavily distorted pop rock.


You're really not helping your argument, your only example is a band who used to beat women and take such a huge amount of drugs that one of them once even temporarily died from it.

And heavily distorted pop rock? I guess that's a more fair generalisation as most of the stuff which became well known was a lot poppier than other types of metal at the time (like Bon Jovi and ****). But seriously, it's damn good if you give it a chance (also a lot of damn bad stuff as well, like with all genres though).
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